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Worst name you have ever come across.

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Lemondrizzle4A · 11/02/2026 09:15

Someone who loved Judge Dread was going to call child Dread. Thankfully was persuaded otherwise.

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ABeerInTheSunshineMakesMeHappy · 12/02/2026 16:41

Misbella · 12/02/2026 14:38

They’re Irish names and both of them are actually pronounced Shawn

Well, yes. That was the point the poster was making.

MidnightMusing5 · 12/02/2026 16:44

Peculiar - a boy called this. Family were from Africa and tbf she pronounced it in a way that sounded nice.

youalright · 12/02/2026 16:45

Blaze

ABeerInTheSunshineMakesMeHappy · 12/02/2026 16:45

DiscoDuck40 · 12/02/2026 14:51

Travis
Beverley
Rigsby

all real children

Beverley was fairly common as a girl’s name when I was growing up, and it can be used as a boy’s name too.

ERthree · 12/02/2026 16:47

dailyconniptions · 12/02/2026 16:04

Except you've spelt it wrong. Nevaeh.

My Auntie was called Senga. It was only when she died i found out her real name was Agnes.

DiscoDuck40 · 12/02/2026 16:47

Yes but this thread is about horrible names, and I think it's a horrible name.

SuziQuinto · 12/02/2026 16:47

Beverley isn't uncommon, usually shortened to Bev.

DiscoDuck40 · 12/02/2026 16:48

I still think it's a horrible name.

Vanillaplains · 12/02/2026 16:48

My cousin has a daughter called Hunni-bee. The poor kid is 18 now and goes by H to everyone.

ABeerInTheSunshineMakesMeHappy · 12/02/2026 16:49

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 12/02/2026 15:02

Thank fuck I didn't have a teen pregnancy as I planned to call any baby I had either Heaven, Angel or (this one is the worst/best) Juanita Isabella Venus-Maria but Jazz for short. Brucey bonus to anyone who can get the trashy novel authors connections...

And for anyone wondering, I didn't consider the possibility of having a boy. Only girls allowed.

When I was younger my imaginary DDs were Sherry and Martini. Very classy!

HelloandThankU · 12/02/2026 16:55

I don’t know him personally, but I saw a man on TV named Happy. He said people criticize him if he doesn’t always look cheerful. His parents named him Happy because they wanted him to have a happy life.

ABeerInTheSunshineMakesMeHappy · 12/02/2026 16:56

Melonmango70 · 12/02/2026 16:19

Roderick is nicer than Rodney. I quite like Roderick. I'd probably shorten to Rick though, over Rod.

I think PP meant that Rodney is better than Roderick when your surname is Hunt …

FlatfacedCattypuss · 12/02/2026 16:56

The only name I’ve come across that really made my heart sink was presumably fine in its native context, just extremely unfortunate in England. Kunt, short for Kuntinee.

LemonAndGingerMarmalade · 12/02/2026 16:57

ClawsandEffect · 12/02/2026 12:30

I worked overseas for a bit and children were allowed to use a westernised name instead of their original name. Most families encouraged sensible choices but a couple let the (young) children pick.

I taught a Terminator and a Jumbo. Needless to say, as they got older, they realised the error of their ways and picked sensible names.

I taught a Lion King in SE Asia.

honeylulu · 12/02/2026 16:58

Frazor (pronounced Fraser, which is a perfectly nice name) but spelt like that. Brother was Logan-Elan. Parents had wanted it to be Lotus-Elan but decided Lotus was a bit too girly. There was another sibling with a totally unremarkable name that I can't remember.

Lots of the names on this thread I dont think are at all strange or unusual like Trinity, Travis and Valentina.

My daughter was at nursery with a girl called Oceania (I thought) which was unusual but pretty. Then I saw it on her peg and it was actually O'Sheayana. Poor lass spelling that out loud for people for the rest of her life.

I also know someone in her early 40s called Amazon. She really carries it off though.

Lemondrizzle4A · 12/02/2026 17:00

TheMoanerLisa · 12/02/2026 12:22

My mother wanted to call me Orianna after a character in a book she read while pregnant. Thank goodness my father was more practical. It sounds like something you would name a cruise ship!

It was and maybe still is the name of a cruise ship. Many moons ago my brother worked on it.

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Teenagequeenwithaloadedgun · 12/02/2026 17:02

Hank Wankford.
The surname Rapey.

Lemondrizzle4A · 12/02/2026 17:04

Fingalscave · 12/02/2026 12:49

You might have been Fanny

This reminds me of having to read Enid Blyton to a class and the sniggers for Dick and Fanny- I resorted to Ronald Dahl instead.

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LifeonMarss · 12/02/2026 17:05

if anyone remembers 19 kids and counting (the American one) one of them has a son called Spurgeon

Craftysue · 12/02/2026 17:05

Friends of my husband called their children Austin and Mercedes. They were real car fanatics. Apparently the company Mercedes was originally named after the owners daughter but both kids hate their names and both have used their middle names since becoming teenagers

SuziQuinto · 12/02/2026 17:06

Teenagequeenwithaloadedgun · 12/02/2026 17:02

Hank Wankford.
The surname Rapey.

Hank Wangford is the name, (not Wankford) and made up, to sound C&W and after a village in Suffolk.
Real name Samuel Hutt.

Unpaidviewer · 12/02/2026 17:07

DiscoDuck40 · 12/02/2026 16:47

Yes but this thread is about horrible names, and I think it's a horrible name.

Oh shush. You can't think "normal" names are vile. Only the ones that sound "lower class" or foreign are allowed, silly Billy.

watermybegonias · 12/02/2026 17:09

Additup · 12/02/2026 12:41

Malena.
For those not in the know Melena (pronounced the same( means black, tarry poo which indicate intestinal bleeding).

As a nursing student our dummy patient for practising on was called Melaena Stool .....

watermybegonias · 12/02/2026 17:10

Lay-By. Yep, conceived there .....

Jacopo · 12/02/2026 17:11

Findanus is an ancient Scottish name for a boy, but only a couple of members of the peerage have it as a middle name nowadays, thankfully.