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Most random kids name you have encountered in real life….

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Mittemucci · 19/01/2024 11:36

Today I met a child called Bismarck

i felt like it was one of the names you read about but wonder if anyone is actually called that….

what’s the most unusual name you have ever come across in daily life?

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New2024 · 19/01/2024 13:18

BlardyUseless · 19/01/2024 12:04

@Chypre Dick is a nickname for Richard. It used to be a common nickname but obviously it has fallen out of favour now

Where I grew up we had a neighbour 3 doors down on one side of us named Owen Balls and next door neighbour called Richard Ball (his nickname was not Dick, but he did often have remind people it wasn’t)

My DC was at school with a Monti Dell - reverse it for the man who likes to say yes if are old enough to remember the ads

I’ve met a Castello and a Santiago - just named after places the parents had been. They were known as Cas and Santi which seemed to work.

horseyhorsey17 · 19/01/2024 13:18

Neveah (Heaven backwards). This is in the UK - think it's quite a US trend though.

LaBruja · 19/01/2024 13:19

Blackberry and Ocean

SoupDragon · 19/01/2024 13:19

LunaandLily · 19/01/2024 13:15

Maybe banjocat is not in UK, because there has never been a baby registered in the UK with that name.

There has been a L'a. Sometime in the late 1990s I think. I looked it up on the online register of births once but I can't find the screenshot now!

Theyarehere · 19/01/2024 13:19

Karess

Doublebiscuit77 · 19/01/2024 13:20

TidyDancer · 19/01/2024 12:09

I've mentioned this on here before but on the subject of Beau, I knew someone who called her daughter Beaux which is the masculine version from what I understand but the worst part was the surname begins with O so the mum has given the child the initials BO. Just a bit thoughtless really!

Beau is already masculine - Beaux would be masculine plural. Neither make a lot of sense for a girl! (The feminine version is Belle.)

Taxbreaks · 19/01/2024 13:20

ruralwanderer · 19/01/2024 11:56

Ignatius. Still can't wrap my head around it.

Hitler never claimed to be a Nazi - apparently it was a pejorative nickname for Catholic Germans for whom Ignaz was a common name, shortened to 'nazi.

Quizanory · 19/01/2024 13:21

A little girl called Beau and a man called Major, what was unusual about that was apparently his brothers 3 or 4 of them, I think we're also called Major. They were known by their middle names at home!

Bananaspinkyglitter · 19/01/2024 13:21

orangegato · 19/01/2024 11:51

Leaf. Loki. Biscuit.

I wish I was joking.

I taught a Loki. His brother was Odin!

sawnotseen · 19/01/2024 13:21

I and my friends have quite unusual but actual babes for our children. I know a few though made up from a mix of mum and dads' names. Some nice, some weird! I'm not putting them here as would be outing.
My mum (77) had a friend at school in London named Neil O'Neil - parents were obv fond of their surname Neil!
A woman I know named Jenny, married into my friend's family named Taylor so her name was Jenny Taylor - often referred to as 'genitalia'. I don't think she realised that! Honestly!!! They're divorced now but she is still Jenny Taylor, I kid you not!
My exH had a friend at school in the 70s named Benjamin. Completely fine. Was known as Ben. His mum then met and married a man called Mr Ben Jarmin. He didn't actually change his name, but if he did - his name would have been Benjamin Jarmin. Or Ben Jarmin!

Madameprof · 19/01/2024 13:22

TidyDancer · 19/01/2024 12:09

I've mentioned this on here before but on the subject of Beau, I knew someone who called her daughter Beaux which is the masculine version from what I understand but the worst part was the surname begins with O so the mum has given the child the initials BO. Just a bit thoughtless really!

As a French teacher it really grates on me when people use a French word as a name wrongly. Beau is the masculine singular and Beaux is the masculine plural. Neither of which make any sense as a name for a girl. The female version is Belle (like the princess!)
I also know a child called Roux which either means a white sauce, or ginger, when talking about hair (he's not).

Twins3007 · 19/01/2024 13:22

I kew a family who had many kids and one of the girls was called Opheilia and one of the boys was called Everard which is fine but there surname was Dick

Vinrouge4 · 19/01/2024 13:22

All2Well · 19/01/2024 12:55

Here we go... bear in mind I have a 20 year teaching career so have encountered some interesting names...

Rock
Wednesday
Auburn
Tuesday Blue
Indigo
Xevia
Aspidistra
A female colleague called John (dad drunk when he registered her, forgot he'd had a daughter so gave the name he was going to give a boy, refused to change it out of sheer stubborness)
Apple Tang
Vanilla
Peaches
Lorry
Miami
Cuba
Avila (but I love this name)
Vienetta
Tygga
James Tiberius Kirk
Anakin
Leia Skywalker
Luv-Anna
The tiniest boy in Year 7 "Horatio"
Armstrong (also love this as he was a preemie who wasn't expected to live and was left with lifelong neurological illness so they wanted to give him an aspirational name after both Lance and Neil)
Khaleesi (x 7)
Wolfric
Buzz
Lemonie (misheard on a greek holiday)
A recent five year old "Alan Carr"
Lady Bianca (at a private school, we thought she was officially titled but it turned out she was named after her grandads dog)
A very white red headed northern child named Moesha after the TV show
Ronaldo
Rooney
Beckham
Ferguson
Cantona (girl)
Middle name - Chelsea FC also a girl
Sibset, Honey, Cherry and Currie

And...on to the shamelessly alcohol inspired names...

Remi Brandie
Jack Daniel
Johnny Walker
Tia Maria
Malibu (ahhh, like the beach? "No, miss like Malibu n Coke")
Boddington (my grandad loved Boddingtons beers and he loved me just as much, miss)
Moet
Chandon
Lanson
Cristalle
Asti

Oddly the name that got my back up the most was Oceana Blu.

Wolfric is German. Quite cute I think

Sawitch · 19/01/2024 13:22

Tequila

InMySpareTime · 19/01/2024 13:23

I know a Morris Morris
(In my head I always follow his name with "so good they named him twice")

Dmsandfloatydress · 19/01/2024 13:23

Also Fanny, Dorcas , Dre and Sublime. I also knew a white, blonde boy called Pharrel. Feral by name and feral by nature.

Daffodils234 · 19/01/2024 13:24

My friend knows a Nokia....

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 19/01/2024 13:24

Mittemucci · 19/01/2024 12:06

I taught in a couple of faith based schools in the UK and a lot of the children with African born parents had the most beautiful names like Mercy, Faith, Patience, Grace, Blessed ❤️

Faith, Patience and Grace have in the not too distant past been not uncommon names among white Brits.

vidflex · 19/01/2024 13:25

cjcghana · 19/01/2024 13:10

I live in West Africa and one particular tribe is known for giving names such as Courage, Beauty, Wisdom, Happy, Bright, Famous, Justice, Perfect, Blessed/Blessing, Charity, Divine.. I could go on and on

Oh I love these!

FuzzyPuffling · 19/01/2024 13:25

Guy.
But the parents, having only ever seen it written down, pronounced it "Gooey"

tattooedpolarbear · 19/01/2024 13:25

ruralwanderer · 19/01/2024 11:56

Ignatius. Still can't wrap my head around it.

Ignatius is a perfectly legitimate name

Peteryourhorseishere · 19/01/2024 13:25

ds Went to school with a Mazzy-Star.

SparkyBlue · 19/01/2024 13:26

@Riverlee I know a few TJ so I wouldn't think it's too random. Rural Ireland often had lots of TJ and DJ and PJ type names.
Not first names but my grandmother had a Mrs Heart on her street who lived across from Mrs Kidney

EffieGraysDisappointingWeddingNight · 19/01/2024 13:26

I worked with a guy who gave his daughter the middle name of Danger.

And yes, he was as David Brentish as that would suggest.

New2024 · 19/01/2024 13:26

Oh I forgot the best one - I met a Maximus Rex. The first name chosen because he was a big baby apparently, but its excellent with the surname

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