Worse name you EVER heard for a child

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Today i went out and was doing shopping heard this name been called i thought it was a nickname, then the dad and nan said it to him, but fuck me i feel for the kid.

His name was DENIM.

I thought about this all day and it cant be...

I'm waiting for a Eunice

Pronounced "Unique".

No I wouldn't make automatic assumptions about a name. Lola is ridiculed on here for being a strippers name but the amazing MW who delivered my DD was called Lola. Luckily no one decided to discount her because of her name.

Apparently Tallulah is synonymous with the porn industry on here, but I know several girls called Tallulah in RL and their parents would be horrified at that suggestion!

I like kids being called after where they were conceived, like Brooklyn or Paris.

As I said to my daughter Hearthrug the other day.

Rebluntay
On the Stfu parents blog.

On Maury; Nevaeh Tnes Legna (heaven sent angel backwards) was the name a non-pg teen wanted for her baby.

I was at school with a Senga (Agnes backward, popular in Glasgow a while back).

the names lola and eden have been mentioned on here and they are my dd's middle names, we like them, we also had Tallulah on our list, tho we chose a lovely cornish name in the end, it is unusual and we love it.

there are names i dont like and some that make me cringe but then others dont like the names we have chosen. its wrong to pigeon hole and judge someone based on their name.

Art at pigletjohn and little Hearthrug.

I used to know someone who's dad was called Greville

Piglet

Falcon! Falcon!
Just heard. Not sure if boy or girl.

Perhaps they´re a fan of Robert Falcon Scott?

Didn´t his son, Peter, call his son Falcon?

Ummmmm, not very likely (said she in most diplomatic terms). Unless he was on X Factor...

Just met a Teal (boy)

Oh god I thought u meant there was a child called piglet!

PG Wodehouse's name was Pelham Greville, anychocs.

I was at school with a boy called Meriadoc. It was about the time that the first Lord of the Rings film came out, too!

Rocha!! And also knew a bambi :o

I do hope that when people hear me talking to my niece, they come straight on here and say "There's a little girl (~3) called Pickle! It's her actual name!" as if it's true just because it's how you heard me addressing her.

I plan to shout very silly names at my own children in supermarkets.

That's what I do Fanjo - never once made it onto one of these threads dagnabbit.

How much louder do I have to shout 'Oi! Sausage! C'mere!!' before you people bloody take any notice of me??

Heard in a park, siblings, India, China and Asia!

Leaf could be Leif which is a scandanavian name I think?

Betsy-Beau
Violet Lily - like both names but together they sound like "violently"!!
Macy - Rae - i asked like the shop, no the singer apparently

'Leaf' reminds me that I met a little boy called Oak once. He was 3. He had long blonde dreadlocks and very 'alternative' parents. That was 20+ years ago... I wonder what he's up to now?

Dimples - see the 'Daily Record' people like this do exist

Chlamydia (so I heard) 'it sounds posh'...

Mercedes - heard with my own ears in a Travel Agent

My ex wanted car names for the child. Ford for a boy and Mercedes for a girl.

In american there is girls called mercedes and on teen mom there is a BENTLEY

Mercédès was actually a girl's name long, long before it was a car: it's a traditional Spanish name, I believe, and the designer of the first Mercedes car named it after his daughter.