Those Americans just can't name children at all, can they? :o
Around these parts the "chav" names can be broken down in to the following catergories:
PLACE NAMES: Paris, Dakota, London, Lexington nn Lexie, Jackson, etc.
DRINK NAMES: Bailey, Brandy, Jax, Jack Daniel (yeah, I know two, God help me), Jameson, Chardonnay
ANYTHING ENDING IN -ON FOR BOYS: Haydon, Dayton, Madison, Addison, Jaydon and all its ilk
MOST THINGS ENDING IN -ANA FOR GIRLS: Tiana and Ariana spring to mind
ANYTHING FAUX IRISH/SCOTTISH: McKenna, Braedon, etc.