to change my willys name to magnum.MNers waiting for a sense of humour transplant dont reply

[Jasonthunderpants]

one MNer said I should change my willys name from Keith to Magnum and I thought that was a good idea. On reflection Keith sounds like a bit of a limp dick but Magnum is a macho manly name(think of Magnum pi)

aibu or do you think I should stick with Keith?

Do you tell people regularly it's name? If you don't I think you could call it whatever you want as no-one will ever know.

Are you single? I wouldnt want to date a man who had a 'show off' name for his willy.

If you are married or are only using your willy for yourself then by all means rename!

i have a fantastic sense of humour but i do find that any moan that feels as though he should constantly refer to his cock as a third person A) needs to get a life B) probably doesn't get to use it very often and C) is a complete cock end himself.

no offence

Keith is naff, makes it sound middle aged and balding

Nowadays people will think ice cream, not Magnum PI. On the other hand, Keith is a dreadful name for your willy. Any othere suggestions? Have you tried the MN baby names finder? How about Magnus, rather than Magnum?

I'm on the humour transplant list and so don't find your title amusing.

(stick with Keith, it's a noble name Magnum just sounds ostentatious)

what about bruno

you want to name your willy after something that melts when it comes into contact with anything warm?

This does not bode well

Magnum is also the name of a rather large hand gun. Was she flirting with you?

magnum is a bad ice cream.
does your penis melt in intense heat?

5inthebed
I am middle aged and balding. What is wrong with that?

Is this you, btw?

biggus dickus

Eric is a fabulous name for a cock, IMHO.

Would definitely think ice cream. Twister? Naah...

Ralph, surely?

Nothing wrong with being middle aged and balding...if you're a man, if you're a penis, it just doesn't fit right.

The name is to do with my thread
sex and chocolate
Magnum sounds hunky and macho and more dangerous than Keith

What about a nice Ikea name - something manly and Norse like Eregstor or Voltaar.

We could find you in Aisle 3 row 6.

i really like biting magnums.

not that good an idea is it, really?

I like Bert, call it that.

Or Ernie!

5 - surely you have to get some middle aged penises - they are attached to middle aged men aren't they.

Jason - I saw the title, I knew it would be you .

Saxon. That's a good manly name. Or Titus. Zeus?

WHat about Krull the warrior king?
Would be wary of calling it magnum, whole biting thing and all that