to change my willys name to magnum.MNers waiting for a sense of humour transplant dont reply

[Jasonthunderpants]

one MNer said I should change my willys name from Keith to Magnum and I thought that was a good idea. On reflection Keith sounds like a bit of a limp dick but Magnum is a macho manly name(think of Magnum pi)

aibu or do you think I should stick with Keith?

'The Hulk'???

I like Zeus

I'd stick with the old fashioned "dick"...matches your personality...

May be you could build on the ice cream theme by calling your testicles Ben & Jerry?

If you want it to sound dangerous, call it Anthrax.

I also read the title and knew it was going to be Jason.

How about Mini Milk instead?

But please NOT Feast

How about Fang?

Dead dangerous-sounded, that.

Eleison

How about, following the ice-lolly theme, changing it to

Fab
Feast
Screwball

I think mini milk sounds great and appropriate

There is an ice cream brand called Mister Softee. I'm betting in that being the best name.

Mag .... nificent????

May add a bit of pressue on you though, raising expectations and all that??

Keith is sooo pedestrian. You need something that captures the majesty of the beast, like a mighty stag.

What about Squidgey?

Um, yes

If you are given to naming body parts, the name Magnum when applied to your penis is probably quite a good choice. Girls with your sort of mindset will immediately think of chocolate covered icecream lollies and give Magnum the appropriate treatment.

Girls without your sort of mindset (and I fear they are in the majority) will of course give you a very wide berth

I know a willy called 'stanley' after the power tools

Knew this would be you...

Unsure as to whether you are trolling for cheap thrills or genuine...

But either way, I am not sure on the Magnum name...I mean naming it after an ice cream implies something well...quite enjoyable...and that would just be unfair....

This is Mumsnet...we don't do Magnums...we are far more classy and have at least 70% dark chocolate, fair trade and from Fortnum and Masons, which we consume while wearing Boden frocks

A fair trade organic keith....now thats a thought

Another one here who knew this was you

why don't you call it "little pants", or "little thunder" if you must?(Personally, I dont think Magnum is going to work unless it has its own Ferrari)

How about MiniMilk?

Ummm (snigger)

we are not amused

You should call him geronimo.

How about Cyclops? What with it being one eyed an' all...?

shit, earlyriser i too knew a stanley in my younger days?!?!