to change my willys name to magnum.MNers waiting for a sense of humour transplant dont reply

[Jasonthunderpants]

one MNer said I should change my willys name from Keith to Magnum and I thought that was a good idea. On reflection Keith sounds like a bit of a limp dick but Magnum is a macho manly name(think of Magnum pi)

aibu or do you think I should stick with Keith?

Then you can make jokes about your Last Will And Testicles.

Tad(pole)

Ha,ha,tortoise, oh and I forgot the dog, he's got a 'Will' too!

Sadly, no testicles.

anonymousbird i'm assuming it's because men who name their penis have no imagination rather than it being the same man ....whispers....he wasn't from SA was he?!

It could be worse. You could name him Maximus.

MY partner has told me I am overegging the Keith/willy topic and if I dont stop she will give it a chinese burn
(she once put tigerbalm on the end which stung a lot,think of handleing raw chillis then rubbing your eyes)
So the topic is closed

finito binito

case closed

the end

my lips are sealed

shtum

I will not mention it again

This is me sat here not speaking about it

fin

Keith who?

zip(makes zipping motion across mouth)

right thats it then

I am going now

no more will be heard on the subject

ok thats it

Gino Ginelli?

So is it still Keith then?

What were you zipping...

I hope he was careful when he was zipping, otherwise Keith might have a nasty injury!

If you insist on the ice lolly theme how about Nobbly Bobbly
OR
Rocket ???

ooh yeah those zoom ones with popping candy inside... hmm.

please don't call it nobbly bobbly, they're my favourite ice-creams!

Is your wife a mnetter? If so, please tell her to start a thread so we can offer condolences that her husband wants to name his penis

Roger?

Purple headed warrior ???