to change my willys name to magnum.MNers waiting for a sense of humour transplant dont reply

[Jasonthunderpants]

one MNer said I should change my willys name from Keith to Magnum and I thought that was a good idea. On reflection Keith sounds like a bit of a limp dick but Magnum is a macho manly name(think of Magnum pi)

aibu or do you think I should stick with Keith?

If you offered me a Magnum, I woiuld expect an ice-cream to suck on, not your cock. I would be sorely disappointed...

From your description I think that 'Keith' is aptly named .

Is your willy dark on the outside and soft, white and sweet on the inside, and does it crack when bitten? If so, Magnum might be a good name.

Or have you considered Roger?

AHERM! My DD is called Keith! He is neither overrated, limp, a show off or middle aged and balding! (well, maybe receding a little) He is gorgeous, manly and fantastic in bed! Keep the name Keith!

on the ice cream theme - how about 'funny foot', nicely coy and british name for a penis. 'ooh I've got a tingle in my funny foot'

I assume calling it your penis is out of the question?

Do you find that telling women your penis' name makes them more or less interested in interacting with it?

On a more serious note - was I the only MNER to read the thread title and tut...

... because there are TWO missing apostrophes?

I think you're thinking with your todger, ergo you should name it Hercule Poirot!

Mmmmm....
Magnum...

Your todger needs to be a-fucking-mazing to live up to a name like that.

I once "knew" an Officer Dribble. (v pronounced helmet.)

Saggyoldclothcatpuss - do you not worry that you are setting your dd up for a life of teasing and therapy, by calling her Keith?

Oops! DP!

Silly me! DD isn't called Keith! That's her dad! .....DD is called Bernard!

Well that is a far, far more feminine name. I'm sure she'll be a happy and well-adjusted girl - and maybe she'll end up Nannying for the royal family.... (Left breastie-dumpling or right breastie-dumpling...)

Any bloke who names his willy, seriously needs help.

It doesn't need a name, it's force speaks for itself.

Bernard is a good name for a penis.

Could you just call it Tom Selleck to bypass the Magnum confusion potential?

Tom or Tommy..without the Selleck...too close to tha bone

Keith and Magnum are, forgive me, pants names for a man's manhood.

What about something proper manly like, for example:
Spartacus
(Then one could stand as if to say I AM SPARTACUS when required)

Weeble
(you may wobble but you won't fall down)

Dirk
(Oh the Diggler...)

Aragorn obviously

Spartacus...bit gay , weeble..too close to dodgy investations (weevil)..Dirk ...one letter off Dirt..Aragon..only works if you are Spanish

What about calling it Einstein

Because it's the brains of your operation.

Hecate, it's probably got mad, wispy white hair too...!

hecate pmsl, awesome!

calippo? maxibon? cornetto? the mind boggles.

or what about Baselisk from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

What about 'Will' like it's called our house, that covers all three of them!