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Simon Cowell

100 replies

EccentricaGallumbits · 02/06/2010 22:07

the more I see the more I fancy him. Is this unreasonable?

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onepieceoflollipop · 02/06/2010 22:08

I have a voucher for a free sight test at D&A.

HTH

mumbar · 02/06/2010 22:08

no!!!

MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours · 02/06/2010 22:08

Yes

(sorry to be so blunt in breaking it to you, but you had to know)

TiggyD · 02/06/2010 22:08

YABU

DanJARMouse · 02/06/2010 22:09

Totally unreasonable

toastandmarmiterocks · 02/06/2010 22:10

Ugh! You can have him. DH reckons his hair looks like a loo brush...

Alouiseg · 02/06/2010 22:10

I would

thesecondcoming · 02/06/2010 22:10

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deaddei · 02/06/2010 22:10

I can see where you're coming from....but then I see the hair, the trousers and the v neck jumper and know I am wrong.

EccentricaGallumbits · 02/06/2010 22:13

th hair/trousers/teeth are all so wrong but by god i'd enjoy giving him one.

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MiladyDeWinterOfDiscontent · 02/06/2010 22:14

YANBU to fancy multi-billionaire Simon Cowell.

He even has his own hair and teeth (of sorts) and is quite masterful and self-effacing too.

What has brought this on OP?

onepieceoflollipop · 02/06/2010 22:14

Wayne Rooney

It gets worse.

Do some of you actually like these smug and full of themselves men, really?

ifancyashandy · 02/06/2010 22:21

Eccentrica do you think he would fancy you back if you catch my drift.

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thesecondcoming · 02/06/2010 22:21

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EccentricaGallumbits · 02/06/2010 22:21

hell yes. who wouldn't?

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MiladyDeWinterOfDiscontent · 02/06/2010 22:22

thesecondcoming Rooney is fine but honestly everyone knows Geldof is a complete prick. I'm sure it doesn't matter to you but believe me he is a twat of the first water and quite absurdly litigious too

wineismysaviour · 02/06/2010 22:22

If I had had enough to drink...maybe..

CoupleofKooks · 02/06/2010 22:22

it is so wrong but YANBU

funkychunkymunky · 02/06/2010 22:23

My DH's friend looks and is just like Simon which really puts me off him!

usualsuspect · 02/06/2010 22:23

I would ..dunno why tho .help meeeeeee

ifancyashandy · 02/06/2010 22:23

Men who (possibly / allegedly) bat for the other team......

Spatchadoodledo · 02/06/2010 22:24

I like his comments on BGT and he is quite amusing, but I am not sure about his looks

BUT does anyone think he has perhaps lost a little...control (??) of BGT this year? Amanda and piers seem to be taking the piss re who went through! LOTS of eye rolling from SImon!

CoupleofKooks · 02/06/2010 22:25

i think he is gay but in the closet though
i mean i think he is so in the closet he can't even admit it to himself
all the thing about leching over women on the show is so overdone
and hating all the camp stuff
he is in major denial

EccentricaGallumbits · 02/06/2010 22:27

I don't think I'd mind him being a friend of dorothy. we could share hair removal tips.

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mummysgoingmad · 02/06/2010 22:29

YABU - yuk!

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