The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread

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Come hither all those who havent found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from me, fucker, hairy, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

Cheers!

Tiredmum, your other thread is in "most active" - I would contribute but reading what others think is wild I'm too thinking everyone would be ! DH and I are very happy, lol!

well i may go out and treat the boys i did promise after all

lol gomummy, ah you saw that thread did you, i was just tryin to liven them up.

go on go tell us your story..........

for me

welcome to MN, funnys

I dropped a few clangers when I first joined too

some of us never stop, either

speak for yourself fucker

Oh tiredmum there are SO too many of list! We have often laughed saying we should write a book, but think no one would buy it as no one would believe any of it! Silly in love, we've always been.

pot ? kettle ?

PMSL @ AnyFucker!

oi you cheeky one you (fucker)

i have grown more mature. when was the last time i peed you off

and gomummy i say stuff it, get writing

you never know.........

Benchers!!!

What you up to?

oh this and that lol

evening HE how are you on this chilly evening?

Evening HE!

Ok tiredmum, I'll give you a rollercoaster lineup at an amusement park...granted late at night but probably not nearly as dark as we thought it was post-alcohol!

oh jeez i am gonna have nightmares

well that was adventurous, see i told you. write the book heehee.

i will want half of the proceeds though as i pushed you into doing it

See, you're traumatized already!

Oh My God! You have SEX??!! That's disgusting!

Sorry I disappeared there, was reading a thread and got a bit caught up in it.

LOL HE!

Off to dreamland here, nighty night to all still on the bench...will return to clean later!

just thought I'd pop in to say hello. Hello. Contemplating going back to work next week after a 18 month break.......am dreading it but can't wait at the same time!

Everyone else OK?

Well it's almost a week since I flied by to the bench.

Should have been in bed hours ago but someone on this thread is driving me a bit bonkers. I think she's a troll.

someone else did this yesterday, dunno her name, but soooo dogged, musta been a troll. Don't let her get to you

It's the same person

ahhhh yes, have just read the thread, what a bore.....zzzzzzzz

Hello funnys!
Good luck with the back to work thing. Bit daunting but I am sure once the first morning is over you will feel like you've never left.