The cat just been sick and I called the dog in to clean it up for me.

[fakenamefornow]

That's how I keep my house so clean.

Big greedy cat throws up and little cat eats it up, very handy IMHO

Gross, eating lunch!!!

A very efficient use of the resources available, I reckon.

[yuk]

My dog had a field day when dd2 had a stomach bug last month.

Just why I need a dog. A cat wouldn't do that for you but a dog would.

Yes, that is what dogs are for.

My old dog used to eat spiders, daddy long legs, earwigs and the like if I found them indoors.

Current one just looks at them quizically. I'm going to fire her.

oh god, gross.

almost put me off my doubledecker!

I repeat almost

Cat feels better, dogs happy, floors are clean.

Win, win situation.

eh, yuk. Yabu to tell us that. Am grossed out.,

btw, what if the dog is sick now???

I've tried to get the dog interested in baby puke up but he's got a thing about it strangely. He'll absolutely anything else including his own sick, so no idea why puked up human milk disgusts him. Maybe it's some kind of primal block on eating people...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

Now my dog will eat puked up human milk.

No, darcymum, the cat does not feel better. The stupid dog has spoiled its dirty protest. Its evil plan to wreak havoc within the OP's house must now be amended to take into account the filthy collaborator.

I had to finish eating my bacon roll before I could read this.

My dogs also assist in this manner.

And my friend's dog hoovers up any leftovers her cats bring in. Bonus!

Boaking, but LOLing. YADNBU.

AGggggh yuk yuk, are you serious!

please...I'm pregnant and sick.....

porca, get a dog quickly then! Save you hours of cleaning...

... And your dog wanders around licking other people and things in your house. Lovely.
Still, whatever floats your boat

My dog 'helps' to clean up cats litter tray sometimes too!!! She loves the tasty brown bits

Ewww, your dog licks people violet?

Mine doesn't actually lick anybody at all.