The cat just been sick and I called the dog in to clean it up for me.

[fakenamefornow]

That's how I keep my house so clean.

Now I had a dog who ate a red towel. It came out over about 4 days, all the poo was strung together like sausages!

I am never ever having an animal live in my house.

I feel ill after this thread!

Me neither i have a pet free home and like it that way. And these dogs that have eaten poo and sick lick your faces, go on furniture and sleep in your beds nice

DD once ate shit from her own nappy.
I of course stopped her after taking a photo.
That was shit though, and a one off.
Sick is another matter.
I'm emetophobic so I'll be irrational no matter what.

Sick and anyone freaks me out.
It's the one thing that has me refusing to do my job.
Luckily my boss gets it and is understanding.

BLEURGH horrible!

this had me laughing in tears -best thing ever - dont have a dog or cat now - ah how I miss them _ maybe thats why I hate cleaning floors so much as I had a walk around hoover when younger??

If a dog "cleans" up the sick, please tell me that you all mop or scrub the area afterwards because it isn't clean is it!

HaHa, yes, just bring cat back so you know where dirty bit is as they will do that 'yuk, that smells!' face

hahahahahahahaha
Thank you ladies for making me laugh!
My dog assists in the cat poo department and eats her own sick too.

This is worse though we had a dog in at work today who had gone bin diving and had passed 5 tampons in the last few days.
It came to us because one was stuck but when we xrayed it we found a needle and thread in there aswell which had miraculously passed through without any damage. Amazing!

Ha ha. Wierdly, this thread has made me quite sad and miss our gorgeous old lab.

She once sicked up a pair of socks. I went to clean it up but it had already been done - assumed dh must have done it. Oh how wrong I was - the socks made a second appearance out the other end of our dear old dog 24 - 48 hours later.

Oh, and there was NOTHING she loved more than a breastpad. I got in the habit of tucking them into my sleeve while bfing the baby but any friends who came around and put their breastpad on their knee or the arm of their chair to feed would be very surprised to find it had disappeared 20 minutes later. Some people thought it was hillarious, others were terribly polite about it...

And Lassie only found kids stuck down mine shafts....huh!

Yes, our Springer's second name was 'Prewash' - she was an essential part of the laundering process - first cycle for the nappies - disposed of all the lumpy bits before they went into the machine. Well, saved me a job swilling it all down the kitchen sink. (Yes, I'm kidding) That was BEFORE recycling was fashionable.

My second eldest DD (now 34) had a predilection for her own pooh - she's stopped that now, thank goodness, but she also ate snails and when we asked her (when she was old enough to talk) what they were like, she said, after a little thought, they were 'crunchy' but would have 'gone down well with a nicely aged Ribena'.

And I once saw one of the chickens eat cats pooh as the cat was pooing it! Obviously a dish best taken warm. That made me puke and I was 30 yards away. Didn't tell DH - we ate a lot of omelette in our house.

Garden Path very amusing!

"And I once saw one of the chickens eat cats pooh as the cat was pooing it! Obviously a dish best taken warm. That made me puke and I was 30 yards away. Didn't tell DH - we ate a lot of omelette in our house."

PMSL - Sounds familiar! We have flock of free range chickens and have the neighbours fighting over their eggs. Wonder if they'd be the same if they saw them digging through the donkey sh*te and playing tug-o-war with the dead voles that out cats have discarded...

I could feel the vom forming in my mouth reading this thread, but strangely, i couldnt stop reading it!! [we need a vom smiley ffs!!!]

CATS EEEW BAN THEM

This might please all the people who are revolted by this thread-

When I was a child my dog used to chew on bars of soap. She would chew them for a bit then throw them up in the air and chase them. You can't get a cleaner dog than that.

My dog cleans up after the chickens have been in the house