The cat just been sick and I called the dog in to clean it up for me.

[fakenamefornow]

That's how I keep my house so clean.

OMG, that is so disgusting. Please be a windup.

dh's dog used to be his partner in crime when he was a drunken teen. dh would go out, put the bin by his bed, throw up in the middle of the night (as you do) and the dog would clear it up. mmmm beer, chips and curry sauce

StrictlyKatty why do you think this is a wind up?

It's normal for dogs to eat their own vomit I think it's probably the regurgitation theory tbh.

Strictlykatty, you obviously don't have a dog.

Lol at fatballs KurriKurri!!!!!!!

I've had to stop putting scraps out 4 birds as dog seems to be really determined to get them, worse on windy day, blow everywhere, birds have 2 make do wi seed feeder. Seems to get her into a real 'scrounger' mentality where she would b looking 4 scraps everywhere.
Another gross one-friend had noticed lots of flies appearing in living room over several weeks, kept sprayin & more appearing, turned out there was DEAD BIRD under sofa!! Yuk, she was horrified, cat to blame, mind if they had dog, would prob have eaten it!!

I've had to stop putting scraps out 4 birds as dog seems to be really determined to get them, worse on windy day, blow everywhere, birds have 2 make do wi seed feeder. Seems to get her into a real 'scrounger' mentality where she would b looking 4 scraps everywhere.
Another gross one-friend had noticed lots of flies appearing in living room over several weeks, kept sprayin & more appearing, turned out there was DEAD BIRD under sofa!! Yuk, she was horrified, cat to blame, mind if they had dog, would prob have eaten it!!

Questioning some peoples hygeine on here

Whenever my dog is lucky enough to find the decomposing corpse of some poor bird or animal she much prefers to have a good roll in it.

Some things are just too good to eat.

My dog hoovers up under the kids' table and also cleans my pots and pans before I wash them so I don't have to scrub dried on food off! He has not been in a situation to eat anybody's sick- I think I'd puke if I saw that- but he surely would if I let him. He even ate the piece of grey, hairy, ancient rock hard bread that I swept out from under the fridge.
He is currently still on my shit list for stealing the half a Toblerone cookie I left on my laptop on the sofa for FIVE MINUTES. Hairy bastard.

My dog eats all the cat poo out the litter tray for me. Saves me doing it.

What saves you eating it stripeyknickers?

stripeyknickers VOM at your dog's revolting antics, that cannot be true! I just guffawed out loud at my open plan desk but now want to be sick,

Ha ha, yes. Obviously I wouldn't be eating it, rather cleaning it up. But yes she does.

I once saw a gorilla eat its own poo at the zoo...not really a domestic pet though

I once saw at a zoo a monkey in mid poo when another monkey came along, grabbed it and ran off. The first monkey gave chase to get his poo back. Don't know what happened after that.

I worked at a rescue centre and the RSPCA brought us in a dog that the owners refused to keep any longer as it had supposedly eaten their cat.
The RSPCA man didn't really believe them until he opened the van to get the dog, and saw the evidence in the dog sick in the van!

My dog is very handy to have around whilst I feed my DD, who has a mild case of reflux. She sits there waiting for it to come now!
Same for nappies, once, just once I left a dirty nappy on the floor for no more than a minute and it had been licked clean. She now sits and waits expectantly when I change DD.

Pigeons pecking at drunkards sick and fish gobbling up divers vomit I can handle....but a dog licking clean a nappy....that is gruesome! Have some vomemoticons

our dog used to follow the chickens around awaiting his next tasty morsel...

Decomposing bunny ears went down a treat
that the dog found during one morning walk. If I see her chewing something when we are out, I just let her get on with as I just don't want to know!

ha, i love how some people on here are like-thats sooo gross.
i find baby sick/poo a lot worse than dog stuff!

ours has eaten
about 4 stolen neurofen!
1 massive toblerone
2 banana skins, but hates the furry bit of kiwis
countless lollies and hard boiled sweets
part of a mouse [spat it back out]

and he eats loads and loads of human chocolate which everyone claims is LETHAL to dogs

My lab eats dog poo, his own and others and therefore has to wear a plastic cage type muzzle when out. You have never cleared up anything worse than vomited up dog poo.

He also loves to roll (have you guessed he's a lab). Worst was when he and the springer went into the field early one morning and rolled in a rotting deer carcass. They had to be shampooed and then the field cleared and all before the school run.

I knew a dog once that ate other dogs mess off the street . Can you imagine, you would never need a poop scoop again.
But she would not eat her own though