to want to throw up all over this self-satisfied pair?

[gramercy]

www.pedlars.co.uk/this-is-us.html

[ChazsBrilliantAttitude]

NotYou

But Charlie Gladstone bumped it up (assuming it was really him)

[Elsiequadrille]

They no longer appear to stock the spanner. You can still buy giant keys, or giant sliding rulers, for £495

[numptieseverywhere]

Omfg, overpriced tat.

[bottlefish]

I have a giant pile of wet washing if Charlie wants it?
It can be artfully arranged around a lino floor.

[HecatePropylaea]

I say good luck to them.

If they have the skills to sell that crap for those ridiculous prices then I bow down before their awesomeness and I wish I was a hundreth of the salesperson they clearly are.

I sometimes joke that the pile of tat for stupid money could equally be a front for something else, on the grounds that nobody with half a brain could possibly choose to pay hundreds of pounds for some rusty old handtool dug out of the back of someone's shed and I amuse myself by speculating what else may come with a purchase

[charliegladstone]

Not perturbed by your criticisms!

[DenzelWashington]

Charlie! Sweetie! Send me a spanner!

[HecatePropylaea]

I'm sure you're not. I don't blame you. I'd be laughing all the way to the bank if I managed to persuade people to pay ££££ for a load of crap.

I take my hat of to you, pal.

I want it back though. Please don't try to sell it for eight hundred quid.

[Toothytwo]

I don't know why, but I love their site

[PedlarsSpanner]

Toothy, you ain't alone

[PedlarsSpanner]

Charlie you know we poke fun 'n' all but it's jolly good publicity innit

And what Hec said

Hey. If you "found" inkstamps that said "what Hec said" loads of us would buy 'em, non?

[Toothytwo]

Although, this is quite special and should be carried by the beast in Where The Wild Things Are

[piratecat]

ooh it's been years since we had or at least since i saw a Pedlars thread on mumsnet.

[piratecat]

o bollox was just going to read but it's a zombie thread.

[Elsiequadrille]

I also take my hat off to you, Charlie. Pedlars is great.

[trice]

Bloody hell! Pedlars is still trading!

If you are daft enough to buy that overpriced tat, how come you are rich enough to afford it? The world is broken.

[lainiekazan]

omg - just have a look at the "Films" section of their website - shows them gaily setting off on "vintage hunting" trips around the world to find tat to sell us. They are sooooo living the dream, doncha know.

[ParsingFlatly]

I take my hat of to you, pal.
I want it back though. Please don't try to sell it for eight hundred quid.

ROAR!

[Pumpkinpositive]

What did Chaz say? It must have been savage to get deleted.

[mumtobetothree]

I've been back, tried to have a look around but I just keep coming back to £165 for a cushion!! I'd want an armchair wrapped around it for that price!!!