to want to throw up all over this self-satisfied pair?

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www.pedlars.co.uk/this-is-us.html

buntingcupckaetastic is a brilliant adjective anna

OMG that has to be the most smug website I've ever seen in my life. Vomtastic

dig the kids names

haha it is sooooooooo Harry Enfield..........

LadyRabbit - close! Children are called Xanthe, Kinvara and Felix etc.

I'll put money on one of them ending up with a serious drug habit

Xanthe Flora Mali.
Xanthe Flora is bad enough but the Mali really makes it!

And another called India - the ones with the drug habits tend to be those with imagination the others just morph into mummy and daddy clones...

good god they make Johnnie Boden look like some modest mild-mannered pleb

at the sheer ghastliness of having to jet off to New York and Milan to source goods for their poncetastic shops

I have shagged on top of a roof top in Mali
How terrible to take countries as your childrens names - so colonial!

Remember the last thread about these idiots - when Caroline came on to shout at us all?

quakes

GetOrfMoiLand I also bet they have that really annoying coco-obsessed Willie Harcourt-Cooze (is that even a real name??) bloke that C4 gave a whole series to cater for their wife-swapping parties.

LadyBiscuit - I wanted to be wrong, in my heart I felt I was being mean and envious and jumping to conclusions... but f**k it. They've even marketed their own family. Jeez.

Arsesandoldlace can you link or was it in chat?

arsesandoldlace - really? Did she? Brilliant

fuck me i'm sure the woodwork class in the local secondary school could whip you up one of these for substantially less that 70 squid!

must admit I'd quite like a doormat that says 'I am not a doormat'.
But not enough to spend whatever they're charging.

Felix Louis Nesta is a girl ?

ooooops x post....

Oh yes, we have done these weirdos before.

this has always been my favourite. read teh descriptions. They basically had someone mooch around an derelict factory and now they are selling off the junk they found. And people are buying it!
They are so smug it makes me want to claw my own eyes out.

here y'are Riv.
A snip at £47.50, and you can have barbecues in it as well.

Can't believe that wellie rack has black boots on it!!

Or is black the new Hunter Green?

Oh how frightful-they´re trade.

those old spanners no-one wants are SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS!

www.pedlars.co.uk/page_1722.html this says everything you need to know about pedlars. I nearly died laughing when I saw this...