to think BREASTFEEDING threads could stay in that section

[MrsPotiphar]

ladies i am BORED wiht breastfeeding
tis ancinet history for me
i haev read 40 million threads on it
i am on it
you have a topic
please use it

Nazi's invented bumsex didn't they?

can we also hide the 'OMG got a blue line on pregnancy test. What does this mean?'

...can live without the 'proud mummy' posts too, frankly.

Nastiness.
I'm with runnybottom on this.

can we hide the bleeding obvious questions.do white company do white sheets?fuck sake go google the answer you goon like everyone else

But maybe being Mumsnet, these things are inevitable?
Find a nice poultry forum, you get none of those things there

I can hide threads - brilliant, now why didn't someone tell me this when I came on here with a 1-day old baby, if I had hidden the BF threads I wouldn't have felt so crap about myself for so many weeks.
I'm off to find out how to hide weaning threads before I drive myself mad.
Thanks, I love MN

PMSL.

I hadn't realised how much I have missed you until now, MrsPotiphar.

She is a shit stirrer minx, heckythump! Love it. She always manages to get the cat's bum face-ers up in arms.

Mrs P, you are incorrigible

you'd be better putting it in batter and eating it.sounds fucking riveting

what next the politics of slings/cloth bums

tis fucking riveting.

Sadly it hasn't made much of an impact on general levels of fuckwittedness on this subject as the people who actually need to read it would rather drink a pint of warm phlegm than do so.

Is there a :-* emoticon thing? Can we have one?

Tittybangbang, I do believe you made a personal attack there, calling someone a fuckwit.

Are there nazis in it, titty?

And bumsex?

Y'know if your're so bored with what most of us have to say, Flouncers corner is ====>

tittybangbang that has to be one of the most disgusting expressions i have ever heard!!!

ewwwww.

Ah, and now the thread has ended just like all 'not in the right topic' bf-ing threads do - with name-calling and book quoting. Love it!

Oh, OK, then. You've twisted my arm. BF topics can stay for entertainment value. I'll Ok it with MrsP just in case she disagrees .

No bumsex

No nazis

But a facking good read nonetheless.

god i can imagine it nestled next to i-am-goddess-hear-me-roar and giving birth in jelly the holistic alternative to doctors

all we need now is some professor dribble research and the links that formula gives you plooks,piles,tennis elbow and halitosis

then it will be a proper bf scrap

haha it was worth being called a fuckwit to read the responses to tittybangbang rather ehm angry post.

case in point, though.

but still no answer as to why you would care. I bf'd one child for 15 months and one not at all. I couldn't give a flying fuck whether other people do it or not.

fark me, I think a little bit of wee just came out then, Scottishmummy

No nazis? No bumsex?

And you expect people to read this so called 'book'?

Tsk.

Actually it's more akin to 'The Silent Spring' or 'Fast Food Nation'.

No.