to think BREASTFEEDING threads could stay in that section

[MrsPotiphar]

ladies i am BORED wiht breastfeeding
tis ancinet history for me
i haev read 40 million threads on it
i am on it
you have a topic
please use it

It's all going a bit postmodern.

oh or what about that power crazy bastard doctor/nurse/midwife just called me mum thats a riveting read too

Silent Spring? oh dear.

a book containing extreme rhetoric which generated a culture of unfounded fear, resulting in policies that have deprived many hundreds of thousands of people access to malaria-preventing chemicals??

that Silent Spring??

righto.

I bet that's got no nazis or bumsex in it either.

Hmmmph.

Personally, I prefer the book entitled 101 Decorative Craft Ideas for Excess Vaginal Flabby Bits, Scottishmummy.

It's a personal thing, though :-*

That has to have at least bumsex in it.

I might read that one.

What about The Politics of Rimming?

I'm fairly sure that has bumsex in it

/page 43 onwards if my memory serves...

If nothing else, it will give you some great ideas to make "everything" look pretty in preparation for bumsex, Tethersend.

The Politics of Rimming is a bit heavy for most normal rimmers though. Be warned.

silent spring is that about peeing on your husband?sounds like a book sure to have bumsex

I feel sorry for those who just don't have enough education and support to have bumsex.

why dont you open a cafe bum chums and offer peer support and demonstration of technique

It makes me so ANGRY!! How very dare some people not have bumsex!! the fuckwits!!

makes me want to eat a big sausage in batter

oh I'd like to be a fly on the wall at that cafe...

Perseverence is key.

no,no keys or household items.too tricky to retrive.impairs your latch on

aye, you must keep going through the pain

Lansinoh is great stuff of course,

tens machine esp if creative about where place pads

if all else fails a cabbage leaf in your pants will help with the inflammation

how do you fit a cabbage in yer thong.wont it chaff yer chuff

inflammation,is a good thing.depending on who/why.

well you'd have roll it up I suppose, cigar-like and insert it 'tween bumcheeks

it might make you walk funny but heigh-ho - its all in a good cause.

Um...this is also a breastfeeding thread. So yes, OP. YABU.

Some discussions cross more than one category, so it's up to the OP to choose which they want to fit them into. And frankly, I am ROFLing that it annoys you so much that you'd start an AIBU thread about it!

It is quite surreal to log on to Mn first thing and see where this thread has ended up . My stomach hurts from laughing. Loons, the lot of ya.