to feel really sad about what this old mum said?

[YoungMum69]

I was in the Waitrose baby isle and couldn't help overhearing her tell her equally old friend that she was going to buy some nice ham for lunch but her DCs would be having chopped pork?!?

maybe her dc doesn't like nice ham...mine doesn't.

how old is old?

chopped pork, yuk, but my children like it. ham I am not keen on either, but each to their own.

fecking irresponible older mums and their nicely packaged processed meat.

ROFL...

This sort of thing makes me vegetarian

Eh? I have nice ham, my dsd has the cheap stuff. It's all she'll eat. What's the relevance of age?

jeez i'm probably an old mum in your books...

niiiiiiiiiice

Oh god, I must be tired - I normally spot these threads from a mile off.

were teh beatches wearing boden and clogs?

lol

Bloody old mums taking their babbies down to the whist drives.

i saw one accidently use her baby as a bowling ball because she had forgotten her bifocals,

that would NEVER happen in Waitrose OP, NEVER i say!

ASda, yes, WAitrose NEVER!!!

that's right because in waitrose babies are given organic hummous and pepper strips....

ROFL @ BariatricObama

(love your name btw)

Where is the Isle of Baby Waitrose anyway?

to this thread.

they don't sell chopped pork in waitrose YABVU to suggest that they do!

Older mum overheard in pharmacist:

'oh no I have mistaken dentugrip for sudocrem (another lost bifocals issue) will it harm the baby?'

snort! and then she held up a cat

lolol at Cat

Christ I predict this thread will take a turn for the worse in about 46 posts time 'you nasty cows etc'.

how many older mums does it take to change a lightbulb?

2

one to change the bulb and the other to hold up the flash cards to the babies face explaining incandescence

'AIBU to take my babies on a Shearings coaching holiday to Eastbourne? My friends say the high pitched baby squeals will make folk's hearing aids whistle'