to feel really sad about what this old mum said?

[YoungMum69]

I was in the Waitrose baby isle and couldn't help overhearing her tell her equally old friend that she was going to buy some nice ham for lunch but her DCs would be having chopped pork?!?

She said she was going to pop to tesco for the chopped pork!

Bariatric - I saw that too, it was very They were indeed wearing clogs and boden, she kept talking about weaving lentils too.

yes we will get some gimmer crying about how she did mistake her cat for a baby and everyone will round on us (disclaimer: i am approaching gimmerhood myself)

so sad youngmum - did they have highlighted hair?

PMSL @ BariatricObama and GetOrf

Must find and read original thread

How many young mums does it take to change a bulb.

No money for the light bulb as all the money has been spent on SMA, so just turn the contrast on the telly up and give the toddler some blue pop.

gimmer = has no children (or more accurately, no lambs)

roffle

how many trendy dads does it take to change a light bulb

they don't want to upset their life partner by assuming it is their role

How many working mums does it take to change a light bulb

Change a LIGHT BULB? Who do you think I AM? I have been up at six, have made all the sandwiches for packed lunch, have worked a 10 hour day and am SUPERWOMAN. Lightbulb changing is for the SAHM type, they are sat on their arse all day.

i am extrememly suprised that you overhear ths in Waitorse, sounds like more the kind of thing you'd hear in Asda.

How many Mners does it take to change a lightbulb.

864

That is the level of response to 'AIBU to not change the lughtbulb and make DH do it because he never does the lazy bastard'

how many mils does it take to change a light bulb

1

but who does she think she is fecking beatch? what was wrong with it they way it was? she thinks my children belong to her.....................................................................

lolol at Mils

Bariatric this so needs to be a new thread re lightbulb jokes.

lol @ working mums

how many sahm to change a light bulb

cos watching jerermy kyle and eating biscuits is a real job dontcha know dh can do it when he gets back after cooking tea and washing the floors.......................

Getorf: How many working mums does it take to change a lightbulb.

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The same one who ges up at 6, makes all the packed lunches, deals with the children and works a 10 hour day because no other bugger will do it.

How many young mums does it take to change a lightbulb?

Do Maccy Ds sell lightbulbs?

GetOrf - I am seriously disappointed in you

As a young mum, im 26 with 4DC, I would NEVER give my kids blue pop...

They perfer red

how many pushy parents does it take to change a light bulb

torquil aged 2 is terribly clever with the stepladder and bayonet fixings

How many environmentally friendly helicopter parents does it take tyo change a lightbulb

Oh dear god NO we cannot have lightbulbs in the house which mught EXPLODE all over and cover little Johnny in shards of glass. We have vents into the roof and so use natural light

Actually MGC You have a point, i missed that.

Blue pop, BLUE POP! as i'f i'd allow something blue into my house, you heard what they chealsea team are like, no?

We have Green pop, that's healthy right? I mean every thing green is good i count it as one of their 5 a day

green laces, green smarties, green skittles and bogeys are the other 4!

Well if your kiddies get too hyper with blue pop I recommend Irn Bru for the goodness

Chips from MacDs count as one of their 5 a day - a spuds a vegetable innit?

OP is a shining example why there should be an IQ test before being allowed to breed.
She would have not passed....

arrgh, if you troll, TRY at least to be a tad amusing. This is dull as dishwater.....

So really talking about someone as 'young' is fine but say old instead...

And my point has been proved!