to feel really sad about what this old mum said?

[YoungMum69]

I was in the Waitrose baby isle and couldn't help overhearing her tell her equally old friend that she was going to buy some nice ham for lunch but her DCs would be having chopped pork?!?

Its a pretty nebulous point. And its aisle, not ilse.

So true... The young / old point, I mean.

And green things are vegetables. DS is currently nibbling on a hash cake...

That'll be isle not ilse.

But whatever floats your boat.

I do love when someone points out someone elses errors making one of their own.

i am amazed, i can't imagine the depths of utter humourlessness you have to plumb to find offence at the op.

Oh, I got the wrong spelling wrong. Soz.

I think deliakate was the mum i overheard.

I was on Waitroses baby isle though, never been there deliakate? just off Mauritius although clearly they standards are slipping what with them allowing old gimmers in now.

They're going to start introducing an ID check if you enter with a buggy, I heard

I have no idea what chopped pork is, couldn't have been me. Sounds disgusting.

And I take all my holibobs in France.

that sounds painful!

Here you go, deliakate

Fark

the responses to this thread has made me chuckle, thank you

how many Windows programmers does it take to change a lightbulb -

none, they just redefine darkness as the industry standard.

EAP!

how many systems analysts does it take to change a lightbulb...?

none, that's a hardware problem. get a systems technician to do it....

ROFL (DP plays with PCs, I find jokes about them very funny...)

how do you know a computer geek is an extrovert?

he talks to your shoes....

snort Got any more?

Oh, there's some fab jokes on here.
AM roffling.

Good thread!

And good point about use of young/old.

OP how old are you?

A foot in both camps then