to think WHAT ist he point of the Sunday Times and where is the relevance with my life?

[GetOrfMoiLand]

I am probably never going to go on holiay to Papua New Guinea.

Rod Liddle is an arsewipe.

Do not need to look at adverts for 2.4 million ound gaffs in Putney. Likewise am not in the market for a second home in Zermatt.

I can't afford the shoes and think that Natalie Hartley looks like a lazy-eyed scrubber whatever she happens to be wearing that week.

Am not in the market for 6 figure sum job running a council somewhere.

Am not going to watch sadie Frost in her new theatrical appearance.

Do not frequent the same restayurants as AA Gill.

Sunday Times has absolutely no relation to my life at all. Why do I love it so much and devour it every week?

my sister has just remember bill bailey was a univ with her
and as in the french soc play

meatier gerry

oh yes oh yes

and frost" ooh ooh an ecstasy pill on the carpet"

arf

lol at french soc play.

no, gb was a nice bloke at uni. lawyer, so bright enough. also at the time easily the handsomest man in glasgow.

moliere i hear

not this gerry

typical glasgwegian man

Actually feel quite sorry (well not really but you know what I mean) for Sadie re that alleged wife swaping caper with Lowe and Goffey.

I mean poor Sadie got the raw deal on that one.

Probably responsible for the ensuing madness.

Jude and Sadie back together,acc to ST today.

So they will soon have spawn.

It will be called Tiger or summat. But no nanny.

well swinging is not known to be a HELP to a marriage is it
Loon

met matthews and one of the lesser atomic kittens at a party yonks ago, found both v ill-mannered.

Not Sadie, Sienna.

Gah.

oh larks
all these S s

as i climb thewooden hill to Bedfordshire i leave you with

ready

ANNA FRIEL

snigger

lol lesser atmomic kitten.

They were probably off their nut.

WHAT am I doing on MN at this hour?

Am off to bed - night all

I know, no wonder he gets 'confused'...

Anna Fecking Friel...luckiest woman in showbusiness.

But SO down to earth.

Honest.

Lol

I trump Anna Friel with

..oh bugger can't think of anyone we all hate...

Oh Kate Winslet! Ha!

oh easy easy

amanda les dennis thing

Tilda Swinton...with her "Sweetheart".

Rachel Weisz pops up a lot too. See she's let her sister have a go this week.

Sick of bloody ethereal women.

KEIRA ha!

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oh swinton is cool non?

only natalie" shoot me against a wall" hartley

re enacting being a 6th former

weisz surprisingly tall irl.

and we were ALL off our heads, lol, it was the nineties.

Amanda more Daily Mail fodder, surely?

Unless Sunday TImes doing one of their "get down with the kids and patronise a c-lister" things.

(In this local Shakespeare production, she is Really Quite Good, and is clearly relishing the opportunity, etc etc. See Abi Titsoot)