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to think WHAT ist he point of the Sunday Times and where is the relevance with my life?

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GetOrfMoiLand · 07/02/2010 20:31

I am probably never going to go on holiay to Papua New Guinea.

Rod Liddle is an arsewipe.

Do not need to look at adverts for 2.4 million ound gaffs in Putney. Likewise am not in the market for a second home in Zermatt.

I can't afford the shoes and think that Natalie Hartley looks like a lazy-eyed scrubber whatever she happens to be wearing that week.

Am not in the market for 6 figure sum job running a council somewhere.

Am not going to watch sadie Frost in her new theatrical appearance.

Do not frequent the same restayurants as AA Gill.

Sunday Times has absolutely no relation to my life at all. Why do I love it so much and devour it every week?

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TheElephant · 07/02/2010 23:17

adn UNDERLINE YOUR TITLEs

kids - its like brushing your hair - even if you look pants underneath you have Made An Effort

these words will only resonate wiht them when they are 40 i rrecky

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GetOrfMoiLand · 07/02/2010 23:18

What the hell is that slummy mummy column about btw. Have no clue.

Agree elephant re reactionary Schools Inspector bloke, who seems to want to bring back 1950s 'values'.

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AitchTwoOhOneOh · 07/02/2010 23:18

"Have been to two Christmas parties in the last fifteen years. Both shit."

ROFLROFLROFL

Bobbiewickham · 07/02/2010 23:19

Ooh, did you see the Brad/Angelina/Poor Jen love triangle article.

Got sucked into that one too. Had to remind self I don't know these people. Nor does Shane Watson, I would guess.

TheElephant · 07/02/2010 23:19

s,lumy mummy is london shit
"class rep" wtf

TheElephant · 07/02/2010 23:19

lol
read shane watson and thought of shane ritche - wondered why he would have an opinion
did they go to Butlins ever Brangelina?!

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GetOrfMoiLand · 07/02/2010 23:20

Bless them.

DD comes home with tales re some of her teachers - they all sound fun and fruiendly (not like gorgons who taught me).

She has made no mention of Sarah J Parker style teachers in shorts or rolled up chinos though.

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AitchTwoOhOneOh · 07/02/2010 23:20

someone on here wrote a highly offended post about the brangelinifer piece, lol. too much speculation from shane, or so the nutty OP speculated.

TheElephant · 07/02/2010 23:20

well i must go to bed
i have enjoyed slating the ST

TheElephant · 07/02/2010 23:21

god dont
someone on " the other place" said i was like that scary dr on nurse jackie
was mildly pleased

AitchTwoOhOneOh · 07/02/2010 23:21

i do know gerry butler, though. maaaaassive penis. it was the talk of uni.

TheElephant · 07/02/2010 23:22

who si gerry butler?

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GetOrfMoiLand · 07/02/2010 23:22

If Jennifer Aniston gets back with Brad P I will so give her what for.

There. Am sure she is quaking.

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moondog · 07/02/2010 23:22

Sunday papers are hopeless, all of them.
I perservere with Knobsoerver, if only for dear Nigel.

If I read one more bleeding review about Patti Smith in the Chelsea with bloody Robert Mapplethorpe I'll scream though.

AitchTwoOhOneOh · 07/02/2010 23:22

lol at you being o hara. i can see it. although without the blue eyeshadow i hope.

Bobbiewickham · 07/02/2010 23:22

I imagine they hired the whole of Butlins Skegness for the birth of the twins.

TheElephant · 07/02/2010 23:23

pearl lowe

come the revoliution ill get her and danny " who?) and..
ok am not revealing my plans

TheElephant · 07/02/2010 23:23

i do look a bit like her
but less swishy hair since the frigging hair gate saga

AitchTwoOhOneOh · 07/02/2010 23:23

gerard butler. scottish guy, was skinny when i knew him, prodigious appetite for... everything, probably linked to the massive schlong. anyhoo he seems to be shagging j aniston, if the daily mail is to be believed.

Bobbiewickham · 07/02/2010 23:24

Do you mean gerry butler HAS a massive penis, or IS a massive penis?

Or both?

TheElephant · 07/02/2010 23:24

oh gerard

TheElephant · 07/02/2010 23:25

was htking jerry - old busines buster bloke
jerry oyu know the one - had a tv show

AitchTwoOhOneOh · 07/02/2010 23:25

when i knew him

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GetOrfMoiLand · 07/02/2010 23:25

Lol at Pearl. While you're at it can you take down Jude, Sadie, Sienna, daisy Lowe, Meg Matthews and other sundry types I cannot remember at this time.

Danny Goffey - he is a child frightener, isn't he.

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Bobbiewickham · 07/02/2010 23:25

Goffey.

Get behind me in the queue.