to think there's a case for complying with a DH's sexual fantasy,even if you're NOT really up for it?

[WashwithCare]

Had lunch with some friends today, and this was the discussion.

20 years ago, I would have said NO WAY - sex should be totally mutual, pleasurable to both etc...

However, now I'm not so sure. My mate's H has hinted he would like to try X. My mate is OMG - NO!

However, she says she is still thinking about it... DH has been her love for 10 years. He has supported her. Never minded having virtually no sex for 2 years after a difficult birth and PND. Told her she was gorgeous and supported her fully every day....

So she is pondering whether he "deserves" X for super good behaviour - and because (we know he is the most faithful H ever) he is not going to get it ever, less she relents!

So I started off saying NO WAY - but as she spoke perhaps think her position isn't that unreasonable... But I am huge and hormonal... so what do I know!

Just googled Genki Genki.

DH was on balcony having fag.

Laptop screen is facing balcony door.

Balcony door is glass.

DH looks afraid to come back in.

egging=doing your bloke up the arse with a strap-on < allegedly >

i'm going to regret this - i actually like that A

AnyFucker, I have a rounded general knowledge of the interweb thingy.

egging ??

fuck...that's gotta be summat else....

sg, your knowledge of the interweb is too rounded

and you are educating me too

it is not doing me any good

Erm, if you want smut involving eggs, go to the classics - either Ai No Corrida, Tampopo or (if you prefer text) Georges Batailles. Which has a lot of wee in it as well.

There is honestly nothing that someone, somewhere, hasn't either had a sexual fantasy about actually tried.

And doing a bloke up the bum with a strap on is not that unusual. I will share on the subject if you really want me to.

what i want to know is, whoever it was who suggested we google genki, how the hell did you know???? i honsestly still feel ill

i can't google anymore - what if i have to have my computor mended!!

AF, not the egging no - silly, the other thing you mentioned, anyway, im not getting into that.

egging

sick filth.

See, i WAS contemplating seducing DP, but now all i can think about is fucking eels and shoving a cadbury's cream egg up DPs bum

Apparently it dates back several centuries

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife

"The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife (蛸と海女, Tako to ama?, Octopus(es) and Shelldiver) is an erotic woodcut of the ukiyo-e genre made around 1820 by the Japanese artist Hokusai. Perhaps the first instance of tentacle erotica, it depicts a woman entwined sexually with a pair of octopuses, the smaller of which wraps one of its tentacles around the woman's nipple and kisses her, while the larger one performs cunnilingus(or is mating with her the only way it could). Hokusai created The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife during the Edo period, when Shinto was making a resurgence; this influenced the piece's animism and playful attitude towards sexuality. It is a celebrated example of shunga and has been reworked by a number of artists. Similar themes of human females having sexual intercourse with sea life have been displayed since the 17th century in Japanese netsuke, small carved sculptures only a few inches in height and often extremely elaborate."

tether, I am categorically not going to fucking follow that link

nope, nuh-huh...no way

< ties hands behind back >

lem..its that someguy, he is a sick fucker

and solidgold is a wanton temptress too

Bestiality-ish porn is hardly new, think of your classical mythology FFS.
(This is NOT to suggest that everyone should, er, embrace either a pack of sainsburys calamari or the family pet).

oh, im going to bed - nite girls x

lem...go straight to sleep, won't you...

WWC.....did you expect your thread would take this turn ??

and btw, I think your "friend" is you

So you lost two hours to a Someguy link, AF? Hahahaha

I saw this sculpture at the Lever Gallery recently- phallic musings are evidently a long-standing thing.

this is what happens when you start a bumsex thread without actually specifying that it's about bumsex.

I know bumsex is soooo 2009, but seafood sex is more 12th C.

What you all need to try is wheelbarrow sex.

You know when you plant the spring bulbs? Well you need to get some compost - make sure you mix it with rooting powder, water it, water it again and

hf...this is too obscure for me

"phallic musings"...yep, I do a lot of that

Clearly