Are you such a good parent...?

[Tellykidswhilstyouareonline]

Honestly, are you online "theorising about good parenting" whilst your kids are watching telly in the other room. If you're such a good parent, why aren't you making things or playing with the kids?

One is at football club and one is at at ICT club... the third is at uni and he's not that into making stuff anyway these days...

Can I stay on for a bit until I have to pick the others up?

They have a point

Some of you most spend most of you're waking lives online...

Or hire people to write for you