to miss the thread where everyone was moaning about lazy teachers?

[acatcalledfidget]

There we go, carry on everyone. Teachers are crap because....

teachers are crap because......

they work too hard when they should be giving their wives orgasms

chuckle chuckle

Can't believe I made the 1001st post.

Bugger.

That'll teach me for being a lazy teacher.

Teachers are crap because... they make it snow and shut the schools so other mums have to look after their own children and can't MN in peace.

I would like to thank my DD's teachers, who went to school today and yesterday, and were on the news as a result.

I did not go to work and so have had two days of peace.

because they work from 8.30 till 3.15 AND have a lunch and breaktime when they should be providing lunch and break clubs instead.

acatcalledfidget - you are so bad! Detention at once

MillyR, they would probably really appreciate that actually. Do it!

Frogs earlier post which I felt is worth repeating

'Teachers, what bastards!

They only work an hour a day and have 54 weeks off a year and they get paid millions of pounds and they are lazy and they can't spell and they make my DC wear black shoes and they HATE children and HATE parents and they control the weather and MAKE IT SNOW. '

I know violet, I don't know whats happened to me.....I only joined MN a couple of weeks ago and it's like a monster has been created....is this normal??

Or have you got one of those dreadful mothers who won't sign the permission slip for you to stay after school because you can't possibly have ever put a foot wrong?!

Having read the latest "Guardian" exclusive about reductions of gas supplies to factories because of the cold, I think you'll find it's the teachers' fault.

As it will be 36 degrees here, I'm off to buy a tray of mangoes, chill some beer, and wait for the off-shore breeze to start this arvo in time for the weekend chill-out.

Mind you, it'll be 41 on Monday - very nasty.

It's OK, acatcalledfidget, teachers know when to ignore attention-seeking.

I think I'm going to post something about better teacher and parent relationships on the MN campaign thing.

Teachers are also crap because they're really thick and can't get proper jobs

don't we just love stereotypes....

You found the tippex in the art cupboard didn't you?

Madam, you are too nice to stay on this thread, please leave now or you may have to be escorted out.

Well, some teachers have had to work today, and what the hell happens? I was on two threads yesterday - the lazy teachers and Bonsoir's, and I come back this evening and they've gone mad - too big to post on and bonkers. One of the last posts on Bonsoir's thread was wittering on about psychopaths

Is this really what happens when teachers get the day off? Hmmm?

Oh goody, I was so enjoying reading the last thread and DH loved frogs post

Well I am sure somewhere fallen madonna that THAT is a teachers fault - I'll nominate my DH lazy bastard teacher never does anything anyway always at home and always having holidays and gets paid sooooo much that we reguarly have beans on toast for tea.

Teachers are crap because they can't tell the difference between a naughty child and a spirited child who is bored.

FGS what's the point of this thread?

Everyone knows that everything is the fault of teachers. Du-uh!

Can we blame Bonsoir's teachers please? I bet she was privately educated so that's a double whammy

Someone should start a bad parents thread and why we hate them.

I loathe bad parents who don't raise their children to not be 'bored'

Foster dd complains of being bored and we have patiently spent a year helping her to adjust to not being constantly stimulated by other people/events. She never says she's 'bored' now as she'll get short shrift (and a load of -chores-- helpful suggestions)

My DD's teacher is perfect. The LEA agree with me.