to think that although Brian Fortuna of Strictly..

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isn't the bonniest, that I could really get those hips working in my favour?

It's like Rebecca Adlington writing a letter of complaint to the BBC after Frankie Boyle said she looked like her face was reflected in the back of a spoon. She should really have let that go.

We haven't said anything mean on here. We should take a straw poll about who would have a go with him anyway. I do think he's quite sexy (it's those damn hips!!) if a little unusual looking.

Loving this thread! It has really cheered me up on a miserable cold evening. I personally think there is something a bit creepy about Brian - he doesn't float my boat.

My favourite (as Brucie would say) is Darren

I then read an article (not that I go round ho'ing after funny looking people you understand) about Rebecca Adlington and the Frankie Boyle thing (which had me pissing myself when he said it, because she so does, love her) and the journalist was going on about what an indictment of modern Britain it was, and a sign of yob culture and all that hoohah that Frankie had got a laugh out of Rebecca's fizzog.

I don't think Ian is on the bus - on It Takes Two recently they had to say which celeb they fancied & he defo said a woman (sorry can't remember who. Craig said Gethin Jones!!)

I think Ricky's partner (Natalie?)is in luuuurve with him.... shame he doesn't seem remotely interested, they'd make a great couple.

No, really???! (about Ian and the bus thing). Well, I'm usually very good about the whole gaydar thing.

Craig - lol. Gethin is outrageously 'handsome' (although does nothing for me).

I don't like the idea of our favourite bus driver, Bruno, at it with anyone! Eww.... now I have the visual image of his face during the act. Reminds me of someone saying to Ricky (Eastenders one) that it's said that people make a sex face when they are dancing, and I couldn't get his gawping face out of my head for hours. I couldn't remember what his wife looked like so I was imagining Dennis Waterman. Why do I get sucked into these weird thoughts???

Oh I agree, Bruno manages to be outrageously camp, yet somehow sexless at the same time. He is priceless, I loved it when one Saturday he virtually wrapped his leg round his neck, and I hate it when the other judges try to restrain him. Go Bruno!

LeQueen I bet they did! And you let him go?!

And they like you too!!

I did used to go out with a River Phoenix lookylikey, but I was about 21 - sigh!

Ian said Katherine Jenkins and I don't think that proves anything!

Taken...by Gethin!!!

Well I don't care what anyone says, I love Brian.
I wish I could dance with him, mind you I wish I could dance with any of the male dancers.
I will not believe that Brian is on the bus (he might have accidentally climbed aboard for a short ride by mistake) but hopefully he is not on there now.

I think we can safely say that Brian is NOT on the bus, after that remark by the 'celeb' who dances with Ola (can't remember his name, but I do look at him and think 'bless'!).

Ola's celeb partner is Chris. What did he say Brian?