to think that although Brian Fortuna of Strictly..

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isn't the bonniest, that I could really get those hips working in my favour?

Brian and Ali are deffo an item, and I spotted it straight away , BUT, I find him a little creepy, could well imagine him being controlling, put-her-on-a-pedestal, but controlling. Can't really say why.

I have a crush on Len Goodman (seriously, he has such a funny turn of phrase and is old-school charming)

My son has been taught by Lens son - he is lovely too

Len is so London. I think that's why I like him too.

I would fcuk like a rabbit if I had James at home too...

I love Len but his judging is getting on my wick this series. He is fabbo on It Takes Two with Claudia though.

Am loving Craig this series though, Darling

I know the press officer for Strictly. Can't reveal the gossip here, for fear of getting traced back, but there's OOODLES of it.

I love Craig too, darling!

Ooo i bet there is Martha!!!

Yes, Craig has become quite likeable. I think he may be in love or something. I was with him over that ridiculous storming out thing with Brendan and watsername

CAT me martha. I am the soul of discretion.

Brendan is such a flipping drama queen. James used to be too until he got Cheri Lunghi last series and he totally mellowed out and became a bit of a gent. Brendan still comes across as an arrogant tugboat to me though.

Oh god I wanna know th e goss now

I haven't laughed so much at a thread in ages. I hate hate hate brian - his eyebrows scare me. Ali has no personality, so they go well together. I love Ian though (yum emotion con) but suspect he also is Arthur. I would like to decapitate Aleisha - still miss Arlene

matthew every time... infact I had a really rude dream about him the other night without realising who it was I was dreaming about.

OMG, Anton's real name is Tony Beak?? And he changed it to Anton du Beke??? LOL!!!

I quite like Ian too but his eyes are very close together

Ian ? but he is as gay as matthew ?

Martha i really want to know the gossip. I promise i won't tell anyone.
Ali is as dull as dishwater, so not fanciable.

Aleshia is beautiful. but when she opens her mouth. like mumma, I miss Arlene.

oblomov - i would agree that Ian is more likely to be on the same bus as Matthew

Martha i'm waiting for the goss.

I love craig. he is the only one who speaks any sense.
len is too old fashioned and doesn't make enough referrnces to their technique.
Alesha is too nice and thus, pointless, she has little to add.
Bruno has got far too OTT this series. he stands up and does his ta-da with his hands things, almost every show.

starting to like Brian more and more...
It must be those hips....

When he first came on strictly I thought he was def too cheesey and too smiley (too Hollywood, iykwim?)
Think he has mellowed out a bit and love to watch him dance....he is one of the best. Can honestly say I've never noticed his eyebrows...it's because I'm looking at his hips isn't it?!!

I want to chop Bruno's jazz hands clean off.

Lens scoring is bizarre. He'll give someone really crap a 7 and someone really good an 8. And he tries desperately to be Mr Nice Guy but always says "I'll ignore that little mess up in the corner there", like some patronising kindly uncle. Rather than just saying "You messed up so I'll have to mark you down a little for that". At least Craig's scoring makes sense.

Alesha had appalling Camel Toe in her Children In Need jumpsuit thing.

Heck if I lived with Ola I'd do a LOT of stuff like bunnies....she is a HOT girl...

I personally love Darren lots

Oh, Ian is deffo on the Gay Matthew bus. Are we thinking that Brian is NOT on that bus?

How many of them are on the bloody bus?