to think that although Brian Fortuna of Strictly..

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isn't the bonniest, that I could really get those hips working in my favour?

i suspect they have lights off, under the duvet, vanilla sex, but yes, i'm pretty sure they are at it in RL

It is the eyebrows that do it. But unfortunatley I do find him vaguely attractive.
This thread is well funny.

Bucharest , who went on holiday with christine shriekly LOL. Do you mean ze one who is currently shagging le footballeeeerrrr, mister chelsea lampard ?

Is she? How does she do it?
She's awful.
I read somewhere she was guest of honour at Cowell's birthday party. She must be good with ping pong balls or something.

Brendan does look like Keith Harris- mated with Michael Shumacher....

PS I like Alesha because she has normal sized human thighs.

Yes, re Alesha's thighs... although I would like to have such unfeasibly long legs....

Did you see the strange romper/playsuit thing she was wearing at the beginning of Children In Need? WTF was THAT all about?

Howling at this thread.
Op I agree with you my mates think I am bonkers but I fancy Brian too. Cannot explain it as he is not drop dead gorgeous but I am very attracted to him.

Used to fancy Matthew but have been told that he is definately not interested in ladies, shame.

none of them are remotely fanciable. And there are a lot of short arses in the world of professional dance...

Now, out of the women, I find that new one that dances with Ricky (Nathalie?) a bit creepy and v annoying, but I can't put my finger on why that is.

Christina Rhinaoff is hilarious - I wonder how much time wardrobe have to spend super-scaffolding her costumes?!

And Erin Boag looks like she's trying to distance herself from Anton by trying to sex herself up (last night's dress was gross) - and she has V BAD hair until she gets all her extensions in.

Aleesha is really getting on my nerves with her v poor grasp of English. Saying 'would of' instead of 'would have' is my all time pet hate, but she manages to come up with things even worse than that! Someone give the woman a couple of grammar lessons.

Glad to have that lot off my chest...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm James Jordan mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

DH and I used to go to ballrooom classes and our dance teachers (who did "The Circuit") told us that Anton (real name Tony Beak) is rude, up himself and extraordinarily obnoxious to his pro partners. When he started doing Stricly he got even more big headed.

I how I laughed when I found out Anton's real name. Bloody hilarious. Sounds like a plumber's labourer

"SausageRocket You are probably right about Matt,anyoune who can dance with the beautiful Alesha Dixon and not date her must be more Arthur than Martha. lol."

Or married - have you forgotten his wife Nicole Cutler ?

Er, ex wife. His South African pro dance partner who probably needed a visa and marrying her lovely pro dance partner prob made business sense. Sorry to be pessimistic but I would be VERY surprised if that wasn't more of a business arrangement than a marriage...

perhaps I am being mean... Having read the font of all knowledge that is wiki, I have discovered that Nicole moved to the UK in 1990, professionally partnered up with Matthew in 1994 and they married in 1996.

Don't get me wrong, I'd like him to be straight. He just doesn't seem it to me. He makes my gaydar hoot like there's no tomorrow

James Jordan is much improved when he doesn't have his hair stuck up spiky a la the 1990s.

LOL at Tony Beak.

Bet Aleeeshia Dixon is really Leanne Dagworthy.

This is funny reading about the dancers you all perv over!

SR, I stand corrected - I hadn't realised they were divorced.

It wouldn't surprise me if they were simply a marriage of convenience, from the tales we heard from our teachers (none of which I could repeat on here as I don't want MN getting into trouble) there's a lot of it around.

My DS calls him Mr Oblong Head - I think he is cringeworthy personally.

Darren and Lillia, however, are in proper LURVE. Awwww

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My DH fancies the pants off Lillia - Darren is quite cute (too short tho)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

please don't say that fibilou . They've been married 10yrs. That's one heck of a long marriage of convenience

I bet Ola & James f*ck like rabbits at home