Is my husband being thick or what?

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Just come in, two hungry kids with one who has pooed himself.

I sort out the poo one. I shout to DH who is upstairs to throw me down new pants and trousers, he yells back, for who?

I then tell DH to bring bin round, whilst I make tea, what bin from where? he says 'eer the massive black wheelie bin we just nearly hot on the driveway that has been there 2 days? He said I might have wanted the kitchen bin taking round somewhere. Where I have no idea, to the pub for a drink maybe?

He brings in the food shopping whilst I make tea, I rell him to take the bag of clothes upstairs (as it has a couple of xmas stocking fillers in) I am making tea and I have just discovered all the bags are in our bedroom including the food one's.

Do I have to give every tiny fucking detail or what? It's very very tiring.

Men.

KristinaM - what you need to do is draw him a complex venn diagram. He might get quite into the hole idea if he is a scientist. Still waiting for DW to show me the one she keeps in her head - I swear that she just pretends its more complicated than it is.

well i think its quite a straightforward concept - sorting by fabric type and colour. most of the time its the fabric that determines how it should be washed

but i wouldnt expect a simple man like to to grasp that so betadad, off you go and paint your nails or something and let us moan about our men in peace

didl I got a row from the woman in bravissimo for putting u/w bras in the machine

she wrinkled her nose distastefully and said

" well if this bra is only 3 months old then you have obviously been WASHING IT IN A MACHINE" You clearly didn't read the instructions"

She didnt actually wag her finger at me but it was close.....

Pickety - just seen your hilarious pic - nearly spilt my tea...