to wonder why another MNer would randomly send me a CAT message asking me to indulge in slagging off other threads?

[TheRealMrsJohnSimm]

Never heard of this MNer before (but then I have only been around here for a year and regularly posting for about 6 months). Claims to be posting under a new name but was previously someone else on here - whose name I have seen on threads - and asks me to indulge in some slagging off of threads. Ignored message and then find myself being referred to as "poncetastic" on a thread I posted. Can accept the accusation....probably am a bit poncetastic at times....but all seems very strange "coincidence".

AIBU to wonder question posted in title of thread?

AIBU to think this is pathetic behaviour?

AIBU to think that this kind of trolling etc happens all too often on MN?

(am trying to steer clear of starting a thread about a thread issues here ).

Did the OP ever come back?

876 pages and 872 of them are about crotchless knickers .

Very MN.

So a no to Spanx then?

weelllll I'm not very precise either. Though not so much drippy - more sodden fringes round the spanx mouth

maybe if I bought the small ones I could make myself wee out my ears instead?

they're really so far off that phwoar dirtyness of crothless knickers tho - lol at the image of yr dh bristling at the talk of these pants myredcardigan. They have the power to turn any cock to dust! Mine are flesh coloured as well with yellow cream gusset fringe

But hey if you want to do body con dresses this season...

Talking of Spanx. I dont know why the fuck you all are but you are....

Weeeeellll - Last week I got the massive thigh-to-boobs jobbie, reduced from £55 to 7 of your British pounds, thank you and please!
AND I got the vest (not tooo certain what it does, maybe it reduces back boobs?) down from £35 to £3!

Bloody marvellous. I now look like Claudia Schiffer (without the rabbityness) (So technically i look better than CS).

Are Spanx supposed to give you a headache?

It's the pressure. The minute you put them on, you get a massive headache and varicose veins spontaneously erupt all over your calves with a noise like bubbles popping.

Seven pounds, you say?

Ha! Is that what that noise was?
Still, you just cant go wrong at that price
I will however reconsider the sleeping-in-the-Spanx idea. Just to give the old circulation a bit of a boost. And tbh, I've not had a burglar yet so its possibly not as necessary as I first thougt.

Where the flipping flip is the bat?

lol at the image of a velvet plum in weirdy supertight pant things. Like a scrotum on a very cold day I suppose.

wondering what undies gok wan wears...

7 pounds is fantastic. Most jealous

Dyou reckon spanx are responsible for the recent splat of thread veins on my thighs? Eeek. Becomes a vicous cycle then. I'm going to need neck to ankle spanx to cover them up

7 pounds, you say?

It wont stop there Pixi - had you not considered the explosion of veins in feet and face?
There'll soon be a full body version - toes to scalp witha big zip up the back - we'll look like great, lumbering cocks but without those unsightly bulges. And I for one thnk thats no bad deal.
(Threadie, your powers of imagination are uncanny! )

Oooh, yes £7!

I was so happy Aitch. I rushed home and put them on with the vest and sat around for a good couple of hours in just the Spanx, eating biscuits and phoning various people to tell them about my bargain.

where?

arf

Dorothy Perkins - but its odd because Ive never seen them sold in there before.
They were just shoved in with all the other stuff on the sales rail.
V odd, they definitely - my branch at least - dont normally sell them.

never heard of them in dorothy p's either

maybe they belonged to someone that worked there? Tired of look like a strangled bollock she stuck em on the sale rail?

Well her loss is my gain.

LOL at strangled bollock.

Bat is rarely on here these days - it turns out she does have some self-control after all.