to think that MNers can be grouped according to

[MIAonline]

the following categories?

Celebrity 'nice' MNer

Celebrity 'naughty' MNer

Visiting 1 problem poster

Secret journo poster

Short lived poster, 'visiting' from another site and feeling like a tourist abroad, enjoyed it while it lasts but happy to go back to the home comforts

Majority MNers, well everyone else really who fill in the gaps between the top 2 groups' discussions, without anyone really noticing

and now the returning 'Zombies'

This follows on from whomovedmychocolate's thread here and I thought I would throw it to the AIBU wolves

Was wondering if you were going to post this!!!

Vast majority poster here...

But you forgot to add: Long time lurker, knows all the MN sagas but hasn't had the courage to post yet...

You forgot the celebrity sycophants.

I don't want to be in the majority though

I want to be in my own special sideways show jumping category of ONE

Oooh. I was probably 'short-lived poster' but actually I almost prefer it here, where I've defected to...

So what does that make me then?

Oooo, finally I know my place on MN...

I'm a gloriously unashamedly MAJORITY MNer.

Knew you would have a few ideas of your own, all ideas welcome

not sure what you mean by returning Zombies but there are quite a few non celebrities who are just up for a fight.

Majority MNer here too. it's nice to finally have a label.

What is a celebrity MNer? Is this someone who is well know on MN or a celebrity who is under disguise on MN.

I am a slighty scared but really wanting to be naughty MNer.

I am fairly lurkerish as don't post that much these days

(think 'celeb' in terms of well-known screen names rather than actual celebs?...)

Am I a celebrity MNetter, after all my children are on Cbeebies every night !!!

And one night you saw my arm ...............

Well, definitly MN celebrity status only.

I have heard that there are RL celebrities hiding, but they are probably too minority for their own category.

Geocentric, We should definitly add long term lurker

Are you speaking from previous experience?

Please.

None of this 'celebrity' malarkey, it's just too too eating itself and hubris inciting.

So how does one know what category she/he belongs in?

MIA, no, I only lurked for a bit. AIBU was too enticing. But have noticed lots of MNers saying "I'm new but I lurked for "

Athene, a forum I used to post in when pregnant had this yucky thing by the poster's name where you had a status name according to number of posts, ranging from newbie to diva!!

Where do serial namechangers fit in?

I'm only asking for a friend.

Am i naughty or nice?

Geocentric, that sounds like nannyjob. I think I'd leave MN if they labelled me a diva.

you're naughtier than nevergoogledragonmargarine, lower in salt, fat and better for the old cholesterol

I would invite people to google dragonbutter and make their own judgement