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To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

314 replies

Claire2009 · 01/06/2009 20:09

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?!
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

OP posts:
MmeLindt · 01/06/2009 21:24

ROFL

Making coffee with his erection

And the big slipper

Stop making me laugh or I will waken DH and have to stop MNetting

theDreadPirateRoberts · 01/06/2009 21:24
EvenBetaDad · 01/06/2009 21:24

twoluvlykids/ThePhantom - DW needs a new pair of slippers. Now there is an idea.

GreatBig - sausage roll, steak bake, fruitshoots? Dare I even ask?

BCNS · 01/06/2009 21:24

ooops at the typos .. you get what I meant though .. I just got a bit flustered at the idea of slipper weighing!

SomeGuy · 01/06/2009 21:25

nothing wrong with making coffee with it, just make sure you ask for it black, no cream.

Nappyzoneisabeetrootrunner · 01/06/2009 21:25

am i right in thinking the bank hol issue came up as the thread was so tittilating (sp) that it had to be a teenager having his own erection at home over this but then clearly its not the case and genuine op is clearly disgusted.

I would only be worried if the ofending instrument was clearly large enough and stuck out enough to hit someone inthe head with the force of an iron batton in which case it would surely be a valid health and safety issue and yes then perhaps not disgusting just down right dangerous. His gf was probably rofl at him having to get out the car after tickling his tackle.

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 21:27

my tea did taste a bit salty the other day

theDreadPirateRoberts · 01/06/2009 21:27

I'm still slightly gagging at MayorQs pump-action yoghurt rifle... That would be an H&S issue...

EvenBetaDad · 01/06/2009 21:27

GreatBig - its so much more fun to leave the audience making up the punch lines.

Which on MN usually requires no encouragement!

ThePhantomPlopper · 01/06/2009 21:28

Preschoolers are short, there probably was a real danger of them being hit round the head.

I've changed my mind. OP YANBU.

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:28

EBD - I asked and you still haven't answered.

As I say, dh is a steak bake man.

MumtoCharlieandLola · 01/06/2009 21:28

my dh had an erection last bank holiday monday and it lasted 24 hours, then it looked like it was going to rain, so we took it down and went home.

Last time I go bloody camping !!!1

cocolepew · 01/06/2009 21:29

I agree with the op. It was outrageous that he had a stiffy around small children. He could have taken an eye out. How the hell would the nursery staff write that up?

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:30

Pmsl at camping and health and safety comments.

LovelyTinOfSpam · 01/06/2009 21:30

Only if he was swinging it around the place like a dervish, plopper. Flapping it around like a maniac.

In situ in flimsy shorts I reckon no more dangerous than a pair of pointy elbows.

I am also keen to find out why men are said to "sport" erections.

CandleQueen · 01/06/2009 21:31

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I get a hugely aroused and a massive erection every time I sneeze.
Doctor: What are you taking for it?
Patient: Pepper.

Boom! Boom!

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 21:31

actually someone i know did have an erection that wouldn't go away and he went to a&e because it was getting so painful.

i can't remember what caused it now

twoluvlykids · 01/06/2009 21:32

this reminds me of the "joke" headline in a newspaper - "Mayor fights massive erection in the High Street"

(not MayorQ )

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:32

I am also intrigued by the 'sporting'.
Maybe because sportmen are dicks?

Sassybeast · 01/06/2009 21:32

Yeah - it's a bummer when the erection goes soggy in the rain CharlieandLolasMum. Last time it happened it dripped all over my cheek - never again I said to DH. Now it's strictly 5 star all the way....

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:33

Lololol at dervish!

SomeGuy · 01/06/2009 21:33

I heard about a man who took the drug they give male horses to make them breed. He had a stiffy for a week, had to be taken to hospital, where he was known as the Sergeant Major as he was always standing to attention.

EvenBetaDad · 01/06/2009 21:34

GreatBig - you are so far ahead of me I dont even know what a 'steak bake' or a 'sausage roll' is.

Clary · 01/06/2009 21:34

pmsl @ this thread.

Nothign original to add. Not looking at the links tho, don't trust you lot

LovelyTinOfSpam · 01/06/2009 21:35

I find that a lot of men think themselves capable of producing highly impressive erections, but when put to the task many are found sadly lacking. They just don't have the prowess they think they do. And the women have to finish everything off themselves.

Bank holidays in particular are terrible for this.

I know, my DH is still struggling with the curtain pole I asked him to put up last monday.