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To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

314 replies

Claire2009 · 01/06/2009 20:09

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?!
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

OP posts:
GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:36

Bless you EBD!

I'm sure you're a steak bake to your missus.

LovelyTinOfSpam · 01/06/2009 21:38

Examples of other things that men "sport" are panama hats, blazers and large moustaches.

Maybe getting an erection at an inappropriate time was a real problem for cricketers circa 1920?

twoluvlykids · 01/06/2009 21:38

Just yesterday, my DH had a lovely erection at the side of our house, but it drooped really sadly when I hung my new hanging basket on it.

It wasn't even a Bank Holiday yesterday, just a bog-standard Sunday...

Hormonesnomore · 01/06/2009 21:40

G'wan Clary take a look at the links - I did, and a little bit of wee came out I was laughing so hard

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:41

spam.

my dh's latest erection holds up to 4 heavy hanging baskets at a time. It is so large that he had to get his brother to come round to help him get it up.

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:42

...and he had to get planning permission.

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 21:43

blimey stiffy you must like your hanging baskets

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:45

Oh yes.

MumtoCharlieandLola · 01/06/2009 21:46

It used to be really hard to get a good erection when camping, it was so difficult to get it together with those ridge poles ....

Its so much easier with the carbon ones now, though they do tend to bend

nevergoogledragonbutter · 01/06/2009 21:49

I've only read the beginning of the thread but what's the focus on whether it's a bank holiday or not?
Is this relevant to whether OP is being unreasonable?

LovelyTinOfSpam · 01/06/2009 21:50

mumto the ones I like are the really newfangled ones, where you just have to touch them and they spring right up in seconds. Takes a lot of the guesswork and work out of things.

I also once heard about inflatable ones, but all that sucking and blowing and faffing around put me right off.

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:51

'course, the older ones are still harder to get up, aren't they?

LovelyTinOfSpam · 01/06/2009 21:51

Plus with the infatables I heard that even after all the messing around you still weren't guaranteed a good erection.

Not this girls cup of tea, oh no. I like to be confident I am going to get what I'm after erection-wise.

MumtoCharlieandLola · 01/06/2009 21:53

Lol Spam, have just fell off chair !! and interrupted Ashes to Ashes for the 10th time !!!

Dh has now lost the plot, then again, that went years ago......

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:53

Well, spam, you're really going to have to put the work in then, aren't you.
It's worth it though.

blahdiblahblah · 01/06/2009 21:54

But those new ones that just spring up are a real buggar to get down again aren't they?
No matter what you do - they just spring right back up.

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange · 01/06/2009 21:54

BH is relevant to what, exactly, man/dad had in his shorts. If the banks were closed it probably wasn't a gun but rather "his friend'.

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:55

Alas, I have to go. Laptop getting low.
Been fun.

MumtoCharlieandLola · 01/06/2009 21:55

do you think we should have just moved this conversation to the camping thread ???

LovelyTinOfSpam · 01/06/2009 21:55

I wouldn't know about the older style ones stiffy

MumtoCharlieandLola · 01/06/2009 21:56

waves bye bye to Stiffy, its been good !!

Sassybeast · 01/06/2009 21:58

Oh those spring up ones are dangerous - nearly had my eye out when I stood too close. Give me a manual erection any time.

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 21:58

that is so true tuboflard! why did we not think of that?>

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:58

Oh, it's worth a go Spam.
They might look a bit tattered and worn, but tend to maintain their integrity.

Right, really must go now.

EvenBetaDad · 01/06/2009 22:02

nickytwotimes - I shall never look at one of your posts in the same light again.

I will probably not look at a steak in the same way either