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To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

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Claire2009 · 01/06/2009 20:09

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?!
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

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TubOfLardWithInferiorRange · 01/06/2009 22:06

yesterday-because bank holiday is really a euphemism as well (is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or a bank holiday?) Or because you mums are all subconsciously disconcerted by the distinct possibility that this guy could have been smuggling fruit shoots in to the unsuspecting tots.

MaggieBee · 01/06/2009 22:07

someguy, laughing at 'wankholiday' about five pages back. v.funny.

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange · 01/06/2009 22:08

Really-that's what OP should have said-"Is that a roll of quarters, nickles, dimes in your pocket or is this a bank holiday?" Here's hoping he wears those shorts again!

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange · 01/06/2009 22:11

Of course OP would sound less deranged if she used proper currency. How many pounds are you packing there, dear, might be more fitting.

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange · 01/06/2009 22:13

Is it a bank holiday or something? Were you unable to deposit your excess wad pounds? What's up?

LovelyTinOfSpam · 01/06/2009 22:13

Pounds of prime meat. fnarrrrrrr.

mrsboogie · 01/06/2009 22:16

I was once staying overnight at the house of my then partner's mate. They were quite relaxed about walking around naked in front of their kids. Next morning I walked out of the bathroom to be confronted with the sight of the dad stood starkers in the dressing room in front of me talking to his 6 yr old DD with his stonking great morning hard on waving about.

LovelyTinOfSpam · 01/06/2009 22:23

Crikey mrsboogie how awful...

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 01/06/2009 22:33

DP would like you all to know that it's a Bank Holiday in Switzerland today. Hope this helps clear things up a little.

SerendipitousHarlot · 01/06/2009 22:34

When DD gets older, LovelyTinOfSpam, there won't be any erections ;)

Fucking PMSL @ this thread. It's like a Carry On film

LovelyTinOfSpam · 01/06/2009 22:38

Oooh thanks for the info WFHIT

Harlot as I mentioned ealrier, I have one of these newfangled ones which springs up at the slightest disturbance. DH always sports an impressive erection of an AM. I look at it like this . I used to look at it like this

EvenBetaDad · 01/06/2009 22:39

mrsboogie -so...what happened next?

Did you stop to make polite conversation, pretend you had forgottn somethng in the bathroom and flee the scene, or just breeze past with a cheery Good Morning?

BanjoMyFanjo · 01/06/2009 22:41

You must be a stunna op

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange · 01/06/2009 22:41

The ultimate bank holiday, then!

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange · 01/06/2009 22:42

"Oh, I see it must be a bank holiday somewhere. Whose flag are you flying?"

Boco · 01/06/2009 22:51

I'd like to know a bit more about the friend he was strolling down the slope with. Did the friend seem aware of the erection? What was the exact state of the friend's genitalia, was it in a similar state or was it flaccid? Did either of them seem aware of your keen interest?

PlumBumMum · 01/06/2009 22:52

Just caught up with this again pmsl about the slipper

my dh dosen't like slippers dosen't even own a pair

PlumBumMum · 01/06/2009 22:53

I took the friend to be the erection, but we won't know now as we have offended Claire

mrsboogie · 01/06/2009 22:55

evenbetadad He jumped and went "shit" and I tore my eyes away from the offending manhood and kept walking past. It was never mentioned again...

Boco · 01/06/2009 22:57

Really? His friend was the erection? I'm really confused now.

PlumBumMum · 01/06/2009 22:58

I took it she mean't and he strolled down the hill, with his friend prodding out for all to see!

Boco · 01/06/2009 23:02

Good Heavens. That hadn't occurred to me. I assumed it was a human friend, not a penile one. Or that he had two friends. Do people really refer to men's erections as their friends?

Puts a whole new slant on that old persons magazine 'People's Friend'

themoon66 · 01/06/2009 23:02

That poster who said something about her DH making coffee with his erection reminded me of that old thread about the DH who was caught cupping his balls in the kitchen ladle...

mrsboogie · 01/06/2009 23:15

/waits

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Claire2009 · 01/06/2009 23:15

Man with erection & friend, 2 seperate people!

Both got out of the car with Gf and 1yo baby.

He didn't seem aware of his erection, I think he's on too many drugs to notice.

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