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To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

314 replies

Claire2009 · 01/06/2009 20:09

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?!
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

OP posts:
thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 21:12

oooh do elaborate ABD

BCNS · 01/06/2009 21:13

lmao .. do you put the slipper on it?? lmao

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:14

ANd do tell, are you a sausage roll kinda guy, or are you a steak bake like dh?

BCNS · 01/06/2009 21:14

maybe mr erection had a heavy slipper on it.. trying to weigh it down ??

MumtoCharlieandLola · 01/06/2009 21:14

or a bottle of Fruit Shoot ???

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:14

Put the slipper on it?

WHAT SIZE?

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:15

Fruit shoot?
Only if the end of it got shut in a door.

twoluvlykids · 01/06/2009 21:16

like these??

ThePhantomPlopper · 01/06/2009 21:16

Could I interest you in a pair of these ABD?

EvenBetaDad · 01/06/2009 21:16

GreatBig I sit up in bed, swing my legs over the side, bend over and fiddle about pretending to put the slipper on, which gives me time to compose myself and then I stride confidently to the bathroom to proceed with knee bending excercises.

Its really a version of the old magicians distraction technique.

twoluvlykids · 01/06/2009 21:16

haha yours are much better than mine, tpp!

spicemonster · 01/06/2009 21:17

twoluvlykids - I have that problem too but I have solved it with some of these!

www.undiessite.com/images/0769U.jpg

Perhaps the bloke in the OP needs some gaffer tape for a similar effect

ThePhantomPlopper · 01/06/2009 21:18

I'm strangely disappointed that the story didn't end in penis slipper smacking.

twoluvlykids · 01/06/2009 21:19

knee bending exercise a la abd

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 21:19

what are the knee-bending exercises???

i need to know so i can tell dp, that way he can rid himself of his vile affliction instead of just getting up and prancing around making coffee with it

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:20

Yes.
Bit of an anti-climax tbh ABD.
COuld you not have made something a bit more sinister up?

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 21:20

me too TPP

twoluvlykids · 01/06/2009 21:20

ooh, they're scary, spicemonster, i really don't fancy butterflies on my knees, anyway

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 21:20

Making coffee with it?!
Doesn't it burn when he stirs?

Sassybeast · 01/06/2009 21:20

Can anyone tell me if it's a Bank Holiday today ?

hobbgoblin · 01/06/2009 21:21

Claire2009, what do YOU do when it's a bit chilly out and you only have on a thin cashmere, eh?

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 21:21

erm, I have just realised my last post was slightly ambivalent. dp does not in fact make the coffee with his erection or anything to do with his penis in fact (i think/hope)
he just does it while sporting one.

which begs the question why do men "sport" erections?

ThePhantomPlopper · 01/06/2009 21:22

LOL at making coffee with it, dirty man, get a spoon!

squeaver · 01/06/2009 21:22

sassy

BCNS · 01/06/2009 21:23

I'm sorry how does one define a heavy sliper.. and why is a heay one better than a light one.. and does you weigh slippers in ech hand when you buy them to get the best heavy weight one available?? ... I need to know this . LOL