to hide all the threads that I cannot contribute to, so that mumsnet runs slower for me......

[psychomum5]

...........I cannot keep up.

active convos are whizzing ppast so quickly I am missing if someone comes on a thread I have started/replied on until ages after, and then I fear people think I am being rude if I don;t reply/respond.

MN is fab, really it is, but when I come here for some light relief/downtime/soothing-like-minded-chat, I want to feel as tho I am contributing to it, or even > being acknowledged as a decent member.

and on a friday, it all moves so damn fast, it feels as tho I am swimming (well, fighting more like) against the current.

'Never pee on anything that makes two blue lines'

lol trillian

very true psycho
the place you are going has a huge affect on the tensness experienced from driving

I will be here to greet you with wine and dairy and tree fruit FREE treats or a huge dinner (also dairy and tree fruit FREE) or both

with , did I mention, copious amunts of wine and a little more wine

and a three seater couch for you to recline on and relax

oh and what else are you allergic to, I sooo do not want to have to stab you

nooooo trillian

I dont think that she would come back if I poisoned her AND then stabbed her