To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

[MoanyLisa]

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

Thunder I reckon you'd get a better result taking him to a few kylie shows and watching teh wizard of oz

WTF is a rainbow kiss?

Dp probably knows...

...just spat my tea out! after reading dp's last post!

shineon - heard about it when i worked on a sexual health advice line for teenagers. Bsically oral sex on a woman when she's on her period.
Young children OBSESSED with it. We then re-iterated over and over safe sex and how this was so unsafe with regards to sti's. Also supposed to promote the use of dental dams if they were insistent. What 13 year old what faff about with a dental dam??!1 ffs! or a condom split up the side (this does make more sense)
Needless to say, i no longer work there!

I'll do that too Bella. Thankyou. I wonder if I could arrange for a Shirley Bassey concert too. If he doesn't come out singing and dancing after those then I'm afraid the wedding is off.

I thought that was 'snowballing'

ROFL thunder. Good luck with your DF.

Forget to add the most important thing - to prove he is normal bi and not some minging hetero surely he's got to do you up the bum to prove himself?

i know that and you know that... - but do young children need to know that?!

very naive 12 year olds thought it was when you kissed someone's face and eyelashes softly?!

shineon;....that is truly disgusting...i'm so glad im normal.

never heard of it shineon....what is it?

Of course Bella. As soon as he leaves the Kylie concert it's straight into bed for us.

I hope he passes. I love him but I refuse to live with a 100% heterosexual manly man. It just isn't natural.

if everyone stuck to what they knew, the world would be a very boring place..........

daftpunk you really are judgemental.

Dp you can't really think that? I think it shows an incredible closed mind wrt to sex and other peoples choices.The more you post these'facts' the sadder it seems .You are just showing incredible immaturity amongst the insults

wolf bagging =anal sex and sticking fingers or something down the other persons throat when about to 'come'...i think

it's amazing the useless stuff I know...and I learned it all from children!
dh is entirely grateful

Felching?

Thanks shineon for that.

My friend told me that on porn films the er-recipient of anal sex has to have an enema first otherwise it all goes a bit * - well honestly I think if you're watching porn it ought to be realistic, surely?

or maybe not