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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

523 replies

MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

OP posts:
ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 17/04/2009 15:29

felching - cumming up the arse then licking it

do I win a prize?

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 15:29

Dirty trombone?

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 15:29

well done Kat....

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 15:29

bloody hell shineon.....never heard of that!

why do people do all these weird sexual things??....maybe it's just me...but i can send a man into a sexual frenzy just by winking at him....

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 15:30

Blue peter badge awarded to Kat

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 15:30

felching - not something daftpunk would approve of!!

sperm or other stuff licked out of bum

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 15:30
BoysAreLikeDogs · 17/04/2009 15:31

Daftpunk they are only wierd to you mate

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 15:31

what's a dirty trombone? A guy getting shit on his dick?

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 15:32

bald...don't tell me you do them.....i wont believe you...you always seem so sensible.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 17/04/2009 15:32
atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 15:34

dirty trombone - for those of you who are musically inclined! You need to blow into your partner's bum while reaching round and wanking him off. Your mouth around his bumhole and hand movement will resemble someone playing a trombone

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 15:36

Dirty Sanchez?

noddyholder · 17/04/2009 15:37

This is so funny! the trombone fgs

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 15:38

i dont believe humans do these things to each other..i really dont...animals dont act like that

RumourOfAHurricane · 17/04/2009 15:38

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poshwellies · 17/04/2009 15:39

Most animals sniff and lick each others arses DP.

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 15:39

daftpunk animals eat their own shit and fuck their own kids....

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 15:39

the animals in my garden don't

Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 15:40

And also eat their own kids.

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 15:41

wonders what planet where daft punk lives

Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 15:41

How do you know? Have you attached cameras to them?

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 15:44

by wilkipedia
Dirty Sanchez is the act of smearing fecal matter or felch on the upper lip of a partner during (or following) various types of anal sex[1][2] Some sources claim an equivalent term Stinky Hitler.[3]

even i admit, that is disgusting.....

KerryMumbles · 17/04/2009 15:45

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Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 15:45

yep - you won't be reading about that in Barbara Cartland novels.

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