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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 19:37

I take it we can expect a blow by blow account, Kerrymumbles?

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RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 17/04/2009 19:39

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atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 19:40

glass bottom boat?

will let moany lisa figure that one out.......

KerryMumbles · 17/04/2009 19:40

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atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 19:42
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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 19:47

Glass bottom boat? I have only heard of those for snorkelling types...I have a firm resolution not to go near urban dictionary, so you will have to enlighten me. Does it have anything to do with fish?

And no, I don't have a pole up my behind thanks- I am just a few notches more conservative in my tastes that some people here, which I am mightily relieved about

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Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 19:53

You don't know what you're missing.

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 17/04/2009 19:55

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atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 20:01

does it have anything to do with fish?

KerryMumbles · 17/04/2009 20:14

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BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 20:19

Vanilla mini-milks up the bum? < innocent >

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 20:24

I daresay you have shares in Duracell Kerry?

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HecatesTwopenceworth · 17/04/2009 20:33

ahhhh. friday bumsex thread.

SerendipitousHarlot · 17/04/2009 20:34

ROFL @ this thread

Meh, OP you should take note - don't knock it til you've tried it...

You might find you quite enjoy one up the Gary... Marmite Motorway....Bourneville Boulevard....

StrawberryWinders · 17/04/2009 20:37

ML and DP don't forget to put this on reminder:

normal sex

drlove8 · 17/04/2009 20:40

whats fisting?

SerendipitousHarlot · 17/04/2009 20:42

It's where someone puts their whole hand inside another, drlove. In the manner of a glove puppet, if you will

Stayingsunnygirl · 17/04/2009 20:42

'Blow by blow account' - I didn't realise we had moved onto spanking!

GumsNRoses · 17/04/2009 20:44

ML if other half offers to take you up the oxo tower, just smile and say yes

Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 20:44

Not necessarily just a hand either. Think James Herriot in All Creatures Great And Small, with a cow.

drlove8 · 17/04/2009 20:49

@ serendipitousharlot! glove puppet omg thats what he ment when he wanted to play sooty...

drlove8 · 17/04/2009 20:51
  • who was it that said these shock smiles are like blow-jobs? tis true!
SerendipitousHarlot · 17/04/2009 20:52

Did he ask you to call him Matthew??

drlove8 · 17/04/2009 20:54

he asked everyone to call him matthew! - had lucky escape ...last i heard he was living with some slut short girl called sue.