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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

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solidgoldshaggingbunnies · 17/04/2009 18:45

KM: I spotted the thread. And I have seen tubgirl and the rest more than once. And, you know, I'm not gagging to see any of that stuff again. Despite a former work colleague posting a similar charming image on my farking Facebook wall a while ago (there are reasons why I do not accept friends' 11-year-olds as FB friends...)

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 18:45

Kerrymumble, you must run them a close race if you are behind the cupping thread too!

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BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 18:55

moany you have obviously been following all teh depraved threads very carefully to know who the regulars are

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 17/04/2009 18:55

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atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 18:56

still can't get over the goat!

tinseltot · 17/04/2009 18:56

It's Friday night, we're feeling alright....

......3 cheers for Bumsex!

There. Am going to call pizza hut now i've got that off my chest.

TotalChaos · 17/04/2009 18:59

what an educational filthy thread you have started MoanyLisa.

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 19:00

< switches off timer SIX HOURS later > Reality! You're here, quelle surprise!!

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Stretch · 17/04/2009 19:10

@ 'first ladies of filth'!!!!

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 19:14

do you get to wear shiny pink jackets with 'DP' emblazened on the back?

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 19:19

Pink jackets? Brown, surely?

Mamazon · 17/04/2009 19:19

shoudl i be worried that i am ever so slightly proud of being the "first lady of filth"?

might ring DP and let him know...he'll rush home to make me prove it.

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 19:24

Why does that not surprise me?

You bunch of sickos.

What's in your freezer then?

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KerryMumbles · 17/04/2009 19:25

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MamazonFirstladyofFilth · 17/04/2009 19:25

well a few cucumbers at the moment. i find they help numb the, ahem, area prior to a good session.

Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 19:26

Clearly Gillian McKeith isn't the only one who's been sucking on lemons.

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atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 19:26

i have some brown ice lollies in mine.

i think they are chocolate mini milks moanylisa!

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MamazonFirstladyofFilth · 17/04/2009 19:28

I did.
he loved it. at first i was a bit whats the big deal its not doing much for me.

but once i got into it i enjoyed it.

its hardly an everynight occurance but its a regularish feature.

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 19:31

Now I am partial to a chocolate mini-milk

But obviously not in that way!

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MamazonFirstladyofFilth · 17/04/2009 19:36

doubt i'll ever enjoy it enough to shove a jar up me arse though. that was one seriously wierd man.

MamazonFirstladyofFilth · 17/04/2009 19:36

maybe thats moanylisa's problem - she's walkng about with a pole up hers!!!