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Original poster

To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

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Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 17:26

I can't say I've had anal sex either. Mores the pity.

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 17:28

then moanylisa i am very pleased to meet you....it's just not very often i meet anyone on mn who is on the same wave-length as me

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 17:28

thunderduck - Maybe you could ease your DF into it gently with some ice docking before committing to a whole cock?

Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 17:30

I think that's the way to go Bella.And there's plenty of room in the freezer so now seems like a good time to give it a try.

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 17:32

A slightly constipated bowel would create the ideal ice docker,doncha think ladies?

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 17:32

I have met Dr Gillian personally actually, and I doubt she'd appreciate that remark. Although nothing would surprise me after what some of you have confessed to

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poshwellies · 17/04/2009 17:33

Did she test your shit too moany?

Morloth · 17/04/2009 17:34

Is she really as miserable as she comes across on telly?

Honestly I would rather a short life of beer and chips than walking around looking like I suck lemons all day!

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 17:35

It is perfectly legitimate for medical reasons, poshwellies, obviously, and I don't believe it is ever frozen unless it needs to be on the way to the lab.

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Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 17:36

I wonder how serious the OP really is.

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 17:36

she's not even a proper doctor though ! In fact she's not allowed to call herself Dr Gillian anymore.

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 17:37

I thought she was very personable actually, she put me at my ease anyway, which must be important in that line of work. I sincerely hope she doesn't read mumsnet.

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DuffyFluckling · 17/04/2009 17:38

Oh. I thought the title was going to be a clever double bluff

Just bumsex again.

Morloth · 17/04/2009 17:39

I actually noticed on her stuff in holland & barratt yesterday the "Dr" had been dropped.

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 17:40

AGAIN! That is actually my point! I don't think I can be held responsible for everything people have told me they do!

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Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 17:40

Maybe she could change it from 'DR' to 'DT' - the DT standing for 'dirty trombone'

Morloth · 17/04/2009 17:44

Not likely with all that fibre she recommends Nancy.

SpookyMadMummy · 17/04/2009 17:47

OMFG

SpookyMadMummy · 17/04/2009 17:49

Only on MN can we go from anal sex to Gillian McKeith!!

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 17:51

My mum always roffles when gillian rocks up and slags someone off for being terribly windy, then proceeds to recommend a diet of cauliflower, cabbage and beans

Stayingsunnygirl · 17/04/2009 18:27

BTW - I am a little worried as I don't seem to be able to find the Friday bumsex thread rota - if I have missed my turdn, I am truly sorry.

solidgoldshaggingbunnies · 17/04/2009 18:37

13 pages and I've only just got here...

KerryMumbles · 17/04/2009 18:38

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Mamazon · 17/04/2009 18:39

how oculd i have missed a bum sex thread.

its cos its the last tabboo and Mn is a relativly safe place to discusx the stuff you couldn't possibly with your RL friends.

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 18:43

I really don't want to see that thread do I?

Ah, solidgold and Mamazon, mumsnet's First Ladies of Filth...you couldn't keep away then?

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