To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

[MoanyLisa]

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

true! So funny!

LMAO @the brown ice lollies.

My creepy ex-boyfriend used to say "one up the rectum shall not affect' em", thankfully he never even got to go up my front passage!I had the luckiest escape ever.

Ah, a bum sex thread. And a very enlightening one, nice to have got to the bottom of a few things.

Feel a bit faint now though.

Just looked at the link posted earlier to kerrymumbles 2 girls 1 cup chat thread and managed to avoid clicking on any graphic links .

I did however click on the 'reaction vid' to 1 man 1 glass video and have only just picked self off floor and wiped away tears of laughter. Am just lovin the guy who had to run out of the room to throw up!

To OP - ease up about the old bumsex. As Dp always says:

'one up the bum, no harm done,
one in the fanny and your mums a granny'.

My husband will not find anything inappropriate on the computer, thankyou!! Only what people have written here, and I will not be encouraging him to read either! I hadn't assumed you were joking tbh Nancy, as to me if you as prepared to be anally penetrated I assume you are capable of anything. Where you people get your ideas from I don't know!

''if you as prepared to be anally penetrated I assume you are capable of anything. PMSL.

Moany you would be stunned and horrified if you knew just how many women on this thread would run a mile if anyone tried to put anything near their rear ends

Hahahahaha OP

V.good!

apologies for my poor typing

Are you one of these so-called pedants?

i think the ops having a laugh

It isn't your typing I'm laughing at.

Bumsex is a good contraceptive. You dont get pregnant up your arse.....

From your OP MoanyLisa.

'Larger member'

I am still ROARING

I can't tell if OP is joking or not? Seems a bit uptight, geddit?

excuse me, I'm one of the laydees on here that has not had a cock up my arse.

You need to chill out OP ..

some fois gras?

bwahhhhh hahahahhaha

I'm prepared to be anally penetrated - so I must also love a bit of frozen shit masturbation? Lols. I am clearly a depraved monster who will stop at nothing.

I can assure you that I am not laughng daftpunk- you are the only lady on the thread I seem to have anything in common with!!

Oh, funniest thread in ages! It has kept me amused all afternoon while I've been neglecting the DDs (as usual) and I've just snorted tea over the computer!

Is ice docking the reason gillian mckeith goes around collecting people's turds????

One of the only ones, it would seem Nancy...