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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

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KerryMumbles · 17/04/2009 16:19

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atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 16:20

just give it a good clean afterwards and pop it in the oven!

KerryMumbles · 17/04/2009 16:20

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Stretch · 17/04/2009 16:22

Maybe the rest of MN is more perverted than we are Kerry?

Stayingsunnygirl · 17/04/2009 16:22

Mumsnet is so educational!!

OrmIrian · 17/04/2009 16:22

Eh? You don't choke on the goose morloth. You choke the goose....

or are you taking the p*

Morloth · 17/04/2009 16:24
Grin
atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 16:24

you poke and choke the person/goose, so it doesn't feel so loose!

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 16:25

understand now?

Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 16:26

This is turning into a rather sordid version of Dr Seuss.

Would you choke a goose with a noose?

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 16:28

How loose the noose upon the goose..

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 16:29

pmsl now!

ICANDOTHAT · 17/04/2009 16:30

Blimey, I've been lurking in all the wrong places - never noticed it. I'll be hanging around tonight though

Also, it's not disgusting. Typically, the Brits are anally retentive anyway, but if you travel afar, it's perfectly acceptable and enjoyed by many (never dabbled personally)

OrmIrian · 17/04/2009 16:31

fnar at anally retentive

MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 16:32

You people are truly depraved, I really can't believe the things that MOTHERS get up to in their private lives! Where are your children when all this is going on? What happens if the older ones try and help themselves to ice-lollies? I am really shocked, tbh.

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Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 16:32

Dr Seuss purity test for DP

Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 16:33

As the link isn't working, for DP.

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it up a mile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s, pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee, score times two is your Purity

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 16:33

Moany, i hope you're joking.
do you honestly imagine we've all got freezers full of turds?

Morloth · 17/04/2009 16:34

Tucked up safe in their own beds MoanyLisa. What consenting adults get up to together is never wrong IMO.

Not sure about the use of geese though...

How can you be shocked? This is the internets!

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 16:34

Ooooh op is back..

at ice lollies

'Don't pick the brown ice lollies kids,they are for your Dad and I ONLY'

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 16:35

just going to re-iterate the reminder to DELETE history!

i have an image to uphold

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 16:37

tellthe kids they are veg ice lollies - won't go near 'em!

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 16:38

If my old man comes home and sees the missus has been googling:

dirty tromboning

dirty sanchez

snowballing

ice docking

he'll think it's Christmas...

Deemented · 17/04/2009 16:38

That's me 28% pure then...

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 16:39

so will moanylisa's dh!

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