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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

523 replies

MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

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Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 15:56

A well known female singer is supposedly into that....or so the goss goes.

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 15:57

noooooooooooooo! Nancy66!!!!!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

LauriefairycakeeatsCupid · 17/04/2009 15:57

I think 'bumsex' is shorthand for us being cool and not like other parenting sites.

I don't bumsex in real life - just on here.

Tis also shorthand for us being able to say anything without hugs, fluffy bunny wunny icky tickery-shit-fuck-wank.

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 15:58

'orrible innit ?

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 15:58

my tea came out of various orifices ages ago boysarelikedogs!

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 15:59

ice docking
freezing a turd for use as a dildo

"Ready in half an hour" called Bob as he stuck a turd in the freezer for use as a dildo

I snorted at the 'ready in half a hour' quote from Urban Dictionary

BoysAreLikeDogs · 17/04/2009 16:00

fantastic!!!

Morloth · 17/04/2009 16:00

daftpunk, I think you need to have a think about the word "Normal".

If you are using it to mean what the majority gets up to, then I would reckon what most of the women on this thread are talking about is fairly normal.

Raises hand, how would wolf bagging work? Whose throat is being constricted? The um, giver or the givee? Bit of a stretch to throttle someone in that position? Can someone draw a diagram or something?

noddyholder · 17/04/2009 16:01
Shock
daftpunk · 17/04/2009 16:01

you're making it up now.....

i'm a good catholic girl...can't take anymore

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 16:02
RumourOfAHurricane · 17/04/2009 16:04

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Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 16:04

Everybody remember to delete their history today before closing their computers FFS!

Thunderduck · 17/04/2009 16:04

Good Catholic girls are the worst. I know, I am one.

noddyholder · 17/04/2009 16:06

ice docking a step too far My freezer is a lovely new one from john lewis and I hope no one ever does that to him.

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 16:06

morloth - the givee just needs to gag, whichever way you do it. Put something in their mouth beforehand and pull it out at the climax or reach around and stick fingers down throat.....

will now go name change to 'knowstoomuch'

noddyholder · 17/04/2009 16:06

ice docking a step too far My freezer is a lovely new one from john lewis and I hope no one ever does that to him.

RumourOfAHurricane · 17/04/2009 16:07

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OrmIrian · 17/04/2009 16:12

I remember reading a book when someone used a goose for this. I was bemused and horrified in equal measure. Still am.

Morloth · 17/04/2009 16:15

A goose for what Orm?

OrmIrian · 17/04/2009 16:17

The throttling/buggery thing. Seems a little cruel not to say wasteful of a perfectly edible goose...

Morloth · 17/04/2009 16:18

What? How the fuck can you chock on a goose?

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 16:18

A goose? >

Morloth · 17/04/2009 16:19

*choke

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 16:19

Fuck em and pluck em

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