To think some usernames on here are overly crude?

[SnackJack]

I've seen some really crude names on here lately.
"AnyFucker" "BodybagMaggots" "sweatyarsecrack" etc

I can't believe that these are women that have chosen these names.

Am I the only one that thinks there is really no need to be so crude?

I'm somewhere in the middle on this.

I'm fine with swearwords, and I like a rude name as long as it's amusing or witty. But some are just revolting, and frankly childish.

Going by OP's username, I think they've been fucking with us (language, Timothy!!!) gently ribbing us about the usernames.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snack%20jacking

Snack jacking

The act of masturbating while simultaneously eating chocolatate pudding and being choked

I love threads like this. I love that other people are fucking up their search history looking up rude things, so that I then don't have to!
I did not know that about snackjacking!

I'm thinking of changing mine to ShittingOutOfMyMouth. It may be already taken, however.

Have never agreed with anyFucker on politics but I love reading her funny snippy posts.

Have you tried netmums op they are far more delicate

Regularly namechange and thanks to this thread have inspiration for a few more now so thanks to the person who reanimated it

Am I the only one who literally never looks at names?

Also, in some parts of the UK a 'snackjack is a euphemism for a blowjob

Bloody hell, really? I'm never going to be able to buy snack a jack rice cakes again am I.

Ooer I am sorry, Malcolm Tucker made me do it...

yep too manyfuckers on here prepared to call a cunt a cunt

usernames are usually quite clever on mumsnet i like that

I have never agreed with Anyfucker on anything at all.

Mine is a bit rude, but it's clever coz it's meant to be like French, innit.

It's ok patheticpanic they don't make knob flavoured ones just yet

OP, I would have chosen GoadyFucker, but it seems that was already taken.

i think most of them are funny and inventive

i never thought about the daily fail not nicking posts because of rude names-good point

amusedbush I like yours because I am also ever so sophistimicated so get the pun.

Agree with AnyFucker or not, it's very 'off' to be discussing a poster on a thread.

IloveBanff

We're right posh birds!

Also, I hope your name relates to Banff in Canada and not in Scotland, because I've been to the Scottish Banff and the only draw is the Spotty Bag Shop

I now need to change my name as it's too similar to OP s .

Maybe fuckaflap69

Fuckflapz69

This thread is highly amusing me