To think some usernames on here are overly crude?

[SnackJack]

I've seen some really crude names on here lately.
"AnyFucker" "BodybagMaggots" "sweatyarsecrack" etc

I can't believe that these are women that have chosen these names.

Am I the only one that thinks there is really no need to be so crude?

Since I have a dirty mind, "pearl necklace clutching" is creating some really wild images for me!

Some adults still find farting funny, but most adults grow out of it

Farting? Or laughing at it?

(in my case, neither...)

To fart, to fart, it is no crime.
It gives the stomach ease.
It warms the bed in winter time,
And suffocates the fleas!

That was beautiful. I'm welling up.

Poetry, innit.

When you feel your stomach swell
And understand that all is not well
To let it out? What should you do!
The worst case is that you follow through..

Second though is the stealthy fart
You think you've got away with that gassy art
But then the stench begins to spread
Pretend it's not you - "who pumped?" you said..

Last not least is the noisy trump
The one like a volcano that trembles your rump
There is no hiding, no respite from the shame or smell
So just suck it up and all will be well...

*Trademark: Eats poems on MN

Crude username and crude poem....

Do I win

You win MN

Yay

AnyFucker's been all around
If anyone it's her be crowned
Mumsnet her reign and sometime pain
But always posters from her gain

The shit she spins not always wins
But sometimes then she might just grin
If someone, just one, walks away
Then we all win another day.

Snorrrrres ... you sound like my mum bloody gasping and swooning at swear words

@AnyFucker .. I'd fight you again an' all .. thanks for the name inspo

OP - WHAT!!!!

You can't believe a woman would choose these horrible names. Would it be ok, if a man chose to use expletives.

Jesus wept, do you live in little house on the prairie?

MitchyInge best name ever
AnyFucker = legend

And @FaFoutis my sister actually knew a woman who was so backed up she vomited excrement .. she died of sepsis... please don't shot from ones mouth dahhling

Mumsnet is a voice in the crowd,
Mumsnet will condemn out loud,
Her users will ask how you vote...
Then turn around, condemn your goat,

In AIBU they are judge and jury,
Digging for the background storey
And they they shoot you down in flames,
While flaunting their very crude nicknames.

Relationships, statley homes and such,
Will give you support and very much...
Help should you need it, some of it droll
God forbid you turn out to be a troll!

So in conclusion if you don't like it,
Go join the Huns, there's no bad language!
But leave the vipers well alone..
Because this is our spiritual home!

Gow

Thank you bowsxxx

I'm not sure this thread is panning out how the OP anticipated

She's probally long gone! Unlike anyfucker!

I'm not sure this thread is panning out how the OP anticipated

She might have changed her mind over the course of eight years!

Some people never change

Alas poor Yorick....I knew her

Well actually I didn't but I respect her right to change her mind...or not...or be a pearl clutcher...or a NM double agent trying to re-educate us vipers.....

Dixie, your name always makes me think of Kenny Everett, for some reason.

I loved anyfucker's response when someone referred to her as fucker. Short sharp retort. It's anyfucker to you.

This thread is putting me to shame.