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To think some usernames on here are overly crude?

360 replies

SnackJack · 16/02/2009 14:13

I've seen some really crude names on here lately.
"AnyFucker" "BodybagMaggots" "sweatyarsecrack" etc

I can't believe that these are women that have chosen these names.

Am I the only one that thinks there is really no need to be so crude?

OP posts:
WayfaringStranger · 11/05/2017 12:05

I'm going to change my name to WayfaringFuckingStranger.

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 12:05
Grin
mummyeve02 · 11/05/2017 12:06

I KNOW RIGHT!! personally I think names such as 'mummyeve02' are perfect! (not rude but also SO fun!!!)

QueenofPentacles · 11/05/2017 12:07

Has anyone actually considered that there may be mad fuckers on her WHO ARE NOT MUMS BUT DERANGED TROLLS?

PoorYorick · 11/05/2017 12:07

Has anyone actually considered that there may be mad fuckers on her WHO ARE NOT MUMS BUT DERANGED TROLLS?

LOOK FOR THE FROZEN CAKE

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 12:09

What about the deranged troll mummies?

HeyHoThereYouGo657 · 11/05/2017 12:09

Missed a trick there

Perhaps I should have gone for
HeyHoThereYouFuckingGo657

BlackeyedSusan · 11/05/2017 12:12

but a very funny ZOMBIE

AliceByTheMoon · 11/05/2017 12:12

AliceByTheFuckingMoon does not have the quietly meditational quality I was looking for.

FuckingAliceByTheMoon doesn't either.

Hmmmmm......

stopfuckingshoutingatme · 11/05/2017 12:13

try
AlicebytheCUNT

lovely, elegant, simple

expatinscotland · 11/05/2017 12:14

I remember when AnyFucker came up with her name. How long ago was it, Any? Long time! People were all changing their names for Christmas, one of which was 'Anyoneforamincepie'? Well, I never change my name so protested, 'Now I'm not going to know any fucker here!' And a star was born.

My fav crude name is when Toothache changed her name to Sackache for Xmas and the cunting Sainsbo's one, it's a draw.

AliceByTheMoon · 11/05/2017 12:14
Grin
BlackeyedSusan · 11/05/2017 12:14

moon, as in drop your trousers and show your arse?

ExConstance · 11/05/2017 12:14

Anyfucker has posted on here on numerous occasions about why she chose her name. I don't like these sort of names either, OP, though people are quite entitled to have them if they want. It says something about the person though if they chose to identify that way.

PoorYorick · 11/05/2017 12:15

I should be PoorFuckingYorick. AFellowOfMostInfiniteFuckingJestOfMostFuckingExcellentFancy.

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 12:15

MooningbyAlice (show us yer bum!!)

PoorYorick · 11/05/2017 12:16

The problem is, she's such a prolific poster that even with AS I can't find any of the posts that explain how she came by her name. Someone? Anyone? Any fucker?

AliceByTheMoon · 11/05/2017 12:16

NO!!!! Never thought of mooning. (On here I mean).

MyheartbelongstoG · 11/05/2017 12:18

You mentioned anyfucker.....you're brave

MusicToMyEars800 · 11/05/2017 12:18

I love the usernames on here, I see some and think to myself now why didn't I think of one like that Grin

Beelzebop · 11/05/2017 12:18

Please don't stray onto Reddit then!

kali110 · 11/05/2017 12:19

Omg who is doing this!!!Angry i just read the op's fucking vampire thread amd now want to know what happened! Wtf is resurrecting zombie threads!!!

MusicToMyEars800 · 11/05/2017 12:19

hairyfishypissflaps you username Grin you crude woman you!! Grin

BishopBrennansArse · 11/05/2017 12:19

I feel a name change coming on - BishopBrennansSweatyArseCrack anyone?

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 12:20

Music to your ears, I hope? Wink

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