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To think some usernames on here are overly crude?

360 replies

SnackJack · 16/02/2009 14:13

I've seen some really crude names on here lately.
"AnyFucker" "BodybagMaggots" "sweatyarsecrack" etc

I can't believe that these are women that have chosen these names.

Am I the only one that thinks there is really no need to be so crude?

OP posts:
SapphireStrange · 11/05/2017 11:48

I can't believe that these are women that have chosen these names. Grin Grin Grin

Because men have the monopoly on sweary words.

AliceByTheMoon · 11/05/2017 11:49

My favourite one recently was 'Dude Where's My Vulva?'

Haven't seen her around for a bit though.

user1489179512 · 11/05/2017 11:51

I completely agree. Their names are revolting.

stopfuckingshoutingatme · 11/05/2017 11:52

you'll love me then Grin

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 11:52

Well, I happen to think my name is very ladylike and elegant.

user1489179512 · 11/05/2017 11:52

It's about vulgarity not swearing. You don't even get it. Hilarious...

lalaloopyhead · 11/05/2017 11:53

I have to say I quite like the amusing/rude names and always wish I could think of something original. TheWitTank (or something similar) always makes me smile.

stopfuckingshoutingatme · 11/05/2017 11:53

I did draw the line "stopfuckingshoutingatmeyoufuckingcunt"

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 11/05/2017 11:53

Women- Know Your Limits

Grin
hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 11:53

VulgarVulva - could be another great name and no swearing!

stopfuckingshoutingatme · 11/05/2017 11:54

Well, I happen to think my name is very ladylike and elegant

yes! Its what I think Kate Windsor would have, were she on MN. for sure Grin

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 11:54

The quiet ones are always the worst Wink.

user1489179512 · 11/05/2017 11:55

If your self esteem is high, you would never lower yourself to use a vomit-inducing name.

LOL

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 11:57

Thanks for the armchair psychology.

LOL!

user1489179512 · 11/05/2017 11:57

The punny names are funny as are the spoonerisms. Not so the icky ones owned by the more elegant ladies!!!

user1489179512 · 11/05/2017 11:59

I guess you might be looking up the word "spoonerism" right now, knowledge not being your strong point...

NormaSmuff · 11/05/2017 11:59

Zombie alert, how does this happen Confused

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 11:59

A mere string of letters shouldn't induce vomit. Keep your self-esteem high and you won't be at the mercy of these things.

user1489179512 · 11/05/2017 12:00

A zombie!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PoorYorick · 11/05/2017 12:03

AnyFucker, what is the story behind your name? I've always wondered. I want to know the story behind FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse too...

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 12:03

I guess you might be looking up the word "spoonerism" right now, knowledge not being your strong point...

Guessing at what someone may or may not know is certainly not your strong point then!

Shelvesoutofbooks · 11/05/2017 12:03

8 years later and anyfucker is still with us Grin

PoorYorick · 11/05/2017 12:04

Its what I think Kate Windsor would have, were she on MN. for sure

Oh my God! Kate's AnyFucker!!!!

WayfaringStranger · 11/05/2017 12:04

I prefer vulgar ones to non-user names.

PoorYorick · 11/05/2017 12:05

A spoonerism is when you spew up your screech. It founds sunny.