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To think some usernames on here are overly crude?

360 replies

SnackJack · 16/02/2009 14:13

I've seen some really crude names on here lately.
"AnyFucker" "BodybagMaggots" "sweatyarsecrack" etc

I can't believe that these are women that have chosen these names.

Am I the only one that thinks there is really no need to be so crude?

OP posts:
DixieFlatline · 11/05/2017 14:51

Me too, maybe the mention of fat just drove us all over to the weight loss section simultaneously? Grin

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 15:05

I picture the people with the crude names being a bit corpulent

Your prerogative, of course.

If you don't care about the impression your username conveys

If someone has gone to the trouble of thinking up a username, they obviously meant to make some sort of impression. Whether you like it or not is neither here nor there.

You are someone who hasn't bothered to change their default name. Are you saying you don't care about the impression you are making?

You may not care about shape and slenderness

Confused I suggest you change your username to non sequitur.

HTH

BusterGonad · 11/05/2017 15:06

She's got a point but it's the way she executed it that killed it!

BusterGonad · 11/05/2017 15:06

My above post was in regards to the diet thread not this one!!!!

hairyfishypissflaps · 11/05/2017 15:08

Hairyfishypissflaps is revolting! Ha ha

Then my work here is done. Grin

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 11/05/2017 15:10

Corpulent.

BusterGonad · 11/05/2017 15:14

Hairy 😂

BeautyGoesToBenidorm · 11/05/2017 15:18

Ah this is lovely, I'm enjoying myself very much Grin

One of my NCs ages ago was AwfulCuntForTheButter. I might change my current one to BukkakeGoesToBenidorm.

MyBonnieLiesOverTheOcean · 11/05/2017 15:18

BuntyCollocks

Best user name EVER!

BusterGonad · 11/05/2017 15:19

I tried for Betty Swallocks. It was taken!

user3459859083590890 · 11/05/2017 15:26

BukkakeGoesToBenidorm

Weeping with laughter!

Now, that's how to make an impression. Grin

BeautyGoesToBenidorm · 11/05/2017 15:30

user3459 Grin Oh I've seen some sights on the Costa Blanca...!

Anniegetyourgun · 11/05/2017 15:35

I'm fairly corpulent and I haven't even got a crude user name.

I picked up this thread thinking "oh not another one" but it turns out to be from 2009. Goes to show nothing much has changed, really.

FuckMyUterus · 11/05/2017 15:55

I have namechanged purely to piss you off OP Grin

ExConstance · 11/05/2017 15:57

You seem to have a strange idea of female anatomy FuckMyUterus!

user3459859083590890 · 11/05/2017 15:58

Imagine the fun trying. If the penis was long enough and thin enough...

Gowgirl · 11/05/2017 16:00

And yet anyfucker is still going.....eight years later Grin

TickleMyFrontBottomPlease · 11/05/2017 16:04

Wish user names could be longer. I had so much left to say...

TickleMyFrontBottomPlease · 11/05/2017 16:05

...I didn't get past the foreplay!

TodgerTumbler · 11/05/2017 16:13

PenisBeaker was taken...

DixieNormas · 11/05/2017 16:22

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

FannyFungus · 11/05/2017 16:23

Memorable usernames!

angryladyboobs · 11/05/2017 16:23

Calm down princess.

GallopingKnobRot · 11/05/2017 16:42

My name isn't crude. I have a disease!

Aeroflotgirl · 11/05/2017 16:44

I agree, I read some usernames and think god that is gross Envy