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To think some usernames on here are overly crude?

360 replies

SnackJack · 16/02/2009 14:13

I've seen some really crude names on here lately.
"AnyFucker" "BodybagMaggots" "sweatyarsecrack" etc

I can't believe that these are women that have chosen these names.

Am I the only one that thinks there is really no need to be so crude?

OP posts:
FannyFungus · 11/05/2017 17:26

Go on! You know you want to! Wink

FuckYeah · 11/05/2017 17:27

Gingernaut You called?

EezerGoode · 11/05/2017 17:27

Anyone got any Vera's? Looovely...ha ha ha haaa

FannyFungus · 11/05/2017 17:28

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To think some usernames on here are overly crude?
AsMuchUseAsAMarzipanDildo · 11/05/2017 17:52

Ooh! OP you've inspired me to change my username!

FatUpperPubicArea · 11/05/2017 18:02

Can't believe this wasn't taken already Wink Thanks for the inspiration OP!

caz323 · 11/05/2017 18:10

No, I don't get offended. After reading that thread a while back about neighbours shagging in their hot tub, I'm amazed noone swooped on FesteringChlamydiaSoup as eloquently described by the very funny OP of that thread. Go on someone, you know you're tempted.

rogermelliemanontelly · 11/05/2017 18:10

Oh a FUPA. Love it. Haven't seen that on the web for a while.

spamm · 11/05/2017 18:16

I got caught up in this until i realized it was a Zombie thread revived - I thought all the old ones were back and could not believe I was seeing so many old friends again....

It is funny even now, as my then baby four year old DS is now a sniggering 12 year old that giggles at any innuendo - it's like I am living in a bad sitcom at times. He would love some of those names!

FatUpperPubicArea · 11/05/2017 18:53

Me neither Roger, time for a revival Grin
Shit this is an old zombie, maybe the OP has turned into a potty mouth by now..

FanjoForTheMammaries · 11/05/2017 19:08

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ChrisYoungFuckingRocks · 11/05/2017 19:25

I almost never swear in real life. I'm extremely polite and quite well spoken. My username is my bit of rebellion lol.

rogermelliemanontelly · 11/05/2017 19:27

maybe the OP has turned into a potty mouth by now..

Could explain how some of the dirtiest usernames I wanted have gone already...

EatsShitAndLeaves · 11/05/2017 19:35

Ok - I have not RTFT so am happy to be flamed.

But some user names that are crude came about a long time ago.

From memory AnyFucker's name came from when they had another name.

Another poster started a thread/post I can't remember asking for MN pals to respond with the message "Is any fucker there?"

AF then changed User name and said "yes, me".

It then stuck.

Frankly if you are offended by it you belong on NetMums Hun

Apologies to AF if I've recalled this incorrectly. I've been around for a while but name changed a few times.

MyOpe · 11/05/2017 19:41

I think the sweary names are vile. I cringe when I read them. But they are commonplace on MN, it reminds me of little kids tryna shock their parents pathetic really.

You don't have to use unnecessarily debased language to come on MN. Its not funny or clever to use offensive language. Some adults still find farting funny, but most adults grow out of it Wink.

EatsShitAndLeaves · 11/05/2017 19:43

I think I'm reverting to childish behaviour- the last post actually made me want to fart Blush

AnyFucker · 11/05/2017 19:44

Near but not quite, Eats

Expat once complained she would no longer know any fucker on here

So I namechanged to AnyFucker and said "you know me" and it stuck

It's not meant to be crude. I am a laydee really. But what's with the posters using this thread purely to have a dig ? Get a bloody life.

EatsShitAndLeaves · 11/05/2017 19:46

Thanks AF - I remember it now...you and Expat.

PoorYorick · 11/05/2017 19:46

Some adults still find farting funny, but most adults grow out of it

My baby farted on my husband today and I nearly wet myself laughing.

Cuntikins · 11/05/2017 19:47

Ugh, I agree, so infantile. Quite jejune.

AnyFucker · 11/05/2017 19:50
Grin
EatsShitAndLeaves · 11/05/2017 19:51

I'm not sure why there is so muchShock on this thread.

MN is not mandatory. There is the "hun" site if you want it.

I don't swear much in rl but can do so on here - that's the point. It's an outlet.

amusedbush · 11/05/2017 19:51

Some adults still find farting funny, but most adults grow out of it

Farts are bloody hilarious.

Crankycunt · 11/05/2017 19:52

Some of these names are so childish Grin

PoorYorick · 11/05/2017 19:53

I've just remembered a friend's story. Sometimes her husband initiates sex by snuggling up to her in bed and saying,"I'm cold ", to which she replies,"I know how to warm you up" and they get started. One night he cuddled her, said,"I'm cold." She replied,"I know how to warm you up" and farted on him.

They're still married.